A compulsion to walk around with a measuring stick.
Fallacy of Fairness
I don't have a job. I'm such a loser.
Labeling
Tweedle My Fault engages in this distortion often.
Personalization
This tool can help you find middle ground.
Shades of Gray
Ignoring the good and only seeing the bad.
Mental Filter
I would have been on time, but he made me late.
Blaming
Alice's list of rules is an example of this distortion.
The Should's
If you weigh the pros and cons you are using this tool.
Cost Benefit
The expectation that your sacrifice and self-denial will pay off
Heaven's Reward
You see her over there? I just know she hates me.
Jumping to Conclusions
Alice's quest to become right-sized represents this distortion.
Magnification/Minimization
The Tweedles could use this tool.
Responsibility Scale
You will be different if I just push and pester enough.
Fallacy of Change
But I feel like everyone is leaving me, so everyone has to really be leaving me, right?
Emotional Reasoning
Every time the Queen yelled "off with your head" she was engaging in this distortion.
Always Being Right
By trying to be kind and think of others you are using this tool.
Humility
A mistaken belief.
Fallacy
Ug! It's raining. It's never going to stop raining.
Over-generalization
The Mock turtle is a fake because he used to be real. His this or that nature is a great example of this distortion.
Polarized Thinking
By thinking of other possibilities you are using this tool.
Re-attribution