CATS: the Non-Musical
What'll it "B"
It's a Joke
4-Letter "V"erbs
Change a Letter (each response is two words)
The Life Sciences
100

Think fast! This big cat can take 3 1/2 strides per second & reach a speed of 70 mph

a cheetah

100

The vanilla cinnamon variety of this Irish cream liqueur

Baileys

100

Mitch Hedberg:
I had this type of "route when I was younger... I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses, or 2 dumpsters"

a paper route

100

Sometimes you have to do this, get relief by letting off a little steam

vent

100

A close buddy changes a letter to become a labyrinth

mate & maze

100

Prior to the 17th century work of William Harvey, it was thought that 2 separate systems distributed this around the body

blood

200

In 1878 this short-haired breed was imported into the U.S. from what is today Thailand, but not then

Siamese

200

Dragonberry, a tropical flavor from this rum brand

Bacardi

200

Norm MacDonald:
"Why do" these "always race to the door... when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them"

dogs

200

It means to swerve off course

veer

200

A track athlete who runs 1,760 yards transforms into a friendly meeting to get to know people

a miler & a mixer
200

Mycology is the study of this kingdom of organisms, like mushrooms & molds

fungi

300

Smilodon for the camera! Known for its 2 extended chompers, this cat prowled around 40 million years ago

a saber-toothed tiger

300

Praise the Lord & pass me a snifter of Christian Brothers VS this

brandy

300

Hosting those very awards, this cheeky Brit said the Golden Globes are "like the Oscars, but without all that esteem"

Ricky Gervais

300

Meaning nullify, it's often done to checks

void

300

The edge of a garment modifies itself into a magical spell

hem & hex

300

With his descriptions of insect anatomy, Aristotle laid the groundwork for this life science

entomology

400

A statistic commonly cited about this alliterative cat with a blotched, tortoiseshell-&-white coat is only one of 3,000 is male

calico

400

A cocktail flavored with angostura aromatic these; they're more pleasant than they sound

bitters

400

Jon Stewart noted that while Lent is 40 days, Jews have this one day of atonement: "Even in sin you're paying retail"

Yom Kippur

400

It just means "to sell"

vend

400

To leave a lover in the lurch takes on a change to become highland wear

jilt & kilt

400

Louis Pasteur disproved the idea that life arises from nonliving matter, this 2-word theory

spontaneous generation

500

Though it's known for its lack of a tail, this breed seen here can sometimes be born with one

Manx

500

A shot of this, & I don't care whether it's Booker's or Blanton's

bourbon

500

Ben Stiller, guessing Zach Galifianakis' breakfast diet, suggested it's "egg" these

yellows 

500

As a verb this fashion accessory means to conceal

veil

500

Excellence changes a letter & is now a division into 2 opposing aspects

quality & duality

500

There's a motion of the ocean in this word for the building blocks of the acids that control heredity

nucleotides