Things I've bought
Unlike one well-known Italian. I happen to love these. I'm now at 84...
Goomba
Ruh roh! It's a mystery if you're gonna guess this breed...
Great Dane
We all went to high school. Which one did I go to?
Broaddus High School
Nine? Ten? I like this breakfast delight. Anytime, day or night.
Eggs
Last seen in 1662. This bird went this way due to over hunting.
The dodo bird
Often seen on the front of a plane. I typically wear it on my head.
Propeller hat
Call me cruel, a devil? I simply love their spots. I wish I could have a coat made from this breeds fur.
Dalmatian
Some learned to ride a bike a young age. I learned at this age...
13
A delicacy in Hawaii. Treasure to a marine. Food to me.
Spam
April 20th is often a day of celebration for smelly people. I know it better as this day.
Hitler's birthday
Best known for his role in Castaway. One of my personal friends.
Wilson
Low in stature, high in spite. In Germany, they're known as the 'badger dog'.
Dachshund
We all found interesting ways to occupy our time during covid. I put my time into making and caring for this gelatinous pet.
Luckily, I only need to water him.
Glup Shiddot(my slime)
Drake's slime creature
Cats make them. I eat them with jelly or gravy.
Biscuits
It may ring a bell. This man's most famous quote is "Mr. Watson, come here. I want to see you."
Alexander Graham Bell
There's a high probability you'll find these twin hexahedrons in my pocket.
My dice!
I knew a man from Rottweil once... He had this popular breed of guard dog.
Rottweiler
Some boys wanted to be firefighters, some cowboys. I wanted to be this ocean-faring fellow.
A pirate
Fidel Castro and I share a love for this cool beverage. Shaken and stirred.
Milkshake
Notorious pirate in the America's and the caribbean. He died in 1718... or did he? Some knew him as Edward Teach, others knew him as...
Blackbeard
In the pirate world, they are rare to come by. Though, I have many, I would like to keep my ability to swim.
Bonus points if you can name any*
English or Japanese
Devil fruits
Akuma no mi
I'll get you... and your little dog too! Dorothy's little furry friend is this kind of terrier.
Cairn terrier
What's a little fun without fear? These rung clad titans left me petrified with vertigo.
Ladders
Mama mama! This cream-filled pastry towers above the rest in terms of my adoration. Some reviews would say it gives a 'crunch in the mouth'.
Croquembouche
After Elba, this man was sent to Saint Helena following his loss at Waterloo
Napoleon Bonaparte