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200

This player earned a 23-month jail sentence for his role in funding, promoting and facilitating a dog fighting ring. 

Michael Vick

200

This former NFL MVP is the all time leading passer for the Carolina Panthers, with 29725 passing yards. 

Cam Newton 

200

This player has the most total awards for a player in NFL history, with 3 Bert Bell Awards, 2 OPOY Awards, 5 MVPs, 1 Walter Payton Award, 1 Alan Page Award, and 1 Comeback player of the Year Award. 

Peyton Manning 

200

The Falcons traded three of their picks and a player to the Chargers in exchange for the 2001 1st Overall Pick so they could pick this player.

Michael Vick 

200

This NFL team had their best season in 1984, where they had a regular season of 15-1. The would beat the Giants 21-10 in the Divisonal Round, then they shut out the Bears 23-0, then beat the Dolphins 38-16 in the Super Bowl

SF 49ers 

400

In the words of Rick James, "Cocaine is a helluva drug." 

The source of this NFL HoF numerous run-ins with the law seems to be Cocaine, but his most recent incident was more serious, where he was charged with statutory rape of a 16 year old call girl. 

Lawrence Taylor 

400

This Alabama CB was drafted to this Jungle Cat team in the 2023 NFL Draft. He has had a solid season, but his best game came with a 50 yard pick 6 in the season opener vs the Kansas City Chiefs 

Brian Branch 

400

This player won the Heisman Trophy in 1968, where he amassed the most Heisman points of any player ever with 2,853. 

O.J Simpson 

400

These two teams have had the most 1st overall picks with 7 

Colts/Rams 

400

This lifetime addict made his way into the league in 2019. He finally had his breakout season, where he put up 12.5 sacks, the best of his career. 

Maxx Crosby 

600

This player was quite fond of Strip Clubs, maybe overly fond of them. One night at a strip club, this NFL player got in a gunfight and ended up parlaying a person.  

Adam "Pac Man" Jones 

600

These two LSU legends both went to the same team, residing on Jungle Cat teams in both their College and NFL careers. They are both currently playing and are both considered Elite at their position 

Ja'Marr Chase and Joe Burrow 

600

Since 1988, these two players are the only S to win DPOY

Ed Reed and Troy Polamalu 

600

This team traded their 16th overall pick to the 49ers in 1985 in exchange for the Niners 28th overall pick, their second round pick and their third round pick. The niners would go on to take Jerry Rice with the 16th overall pick

New England Patriots 

600

During his 3rd season, 11 of his 18 career INTs happened, where he made his first and only All Pro nod

Trevon Diggs 

800

This player is currently serving a 30 year sentence after he tried running over a group of teens after they got into an argument during a pick up football game

Lawrence Phillips 

800

This NFL player only played for cat teams during his career, holding the number 1 and number 2 spot for one of these teams single season rushing records. 

Rudi Johnson 

800

These 2 NFL running backs won 3 back to back to back OPOY awards, 3 being the most for any player in NFL history.

Marshall Faulk & Earl Campbell 

800

On this year, The NFL Draft held its first ever draft, writing 99 names on a blackboard where the first ever Heisman Trophy winner was also the first ever NFL draft pick. (Jay Berwanger) 

1936

800

This HoF RB amassed his best TD season on his age 34 season, amassing 24 TDs on the ground in 1983 

John Riggins 

1000

This NFL player was apart of a secret group "The Brotherhood" 

As a requirement to get in, applicants would have to murder a "white devil" and return a body part to prove it, this player claimed to have murdered 7 "white devils" 

Robert Rozier 

1000

Earning the nickname "Lightning" . This Jaguars WR hold the record for most career receiving yards for that franchise, with a whopping 12287. 

Jimmy Smith 
1000

This Chicago Bears HoF was all about awards and trophies during his time in the NFL. Winning MVP in 1943, and winning NFL Championships in 1940, 1941, 1943, and 1946. 

Sid Luckman 

1000

In the 21st Century, there have been 6 non QBs that have been taken with the 1st overall pick. This player is the only one of 6 that havent been selected to the pro bowl. 

Courtney Brown 

1000

This career backup QB had the best game of his life in 2013, where he had a 78% completion percentage, 406 passing yards and a crazy 7 Touchdown Passes

Nick Foles