Show:
Act one scene two
"" Part 2 act one scene 3
"" scene 3 act one scene 7
"" s7 act two scene two and four
Act two scene four nd six
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Mother: After some time, the king took himself another wife. She was a beautiful woman, but she was proud and arrogant and she could not stand it if anyone might surpass her beauty. She had a magic mirror
Evil Queen: Hello mirror! what wonderful things do you have to share with me today? Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who in this land is the fairest of all? Mirror: You my queen are the fairest of all
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Mirror: go ahead wreck me ... etc
Evil Queen: She is a child! there is no way she is prettier than me!
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s3 hunstman: of course milady
take snow white out into the woods, I never want to see her again. Kill her and as proof she is dead, bring her lungs and liver back to me. Deliver them to me in this box
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s7: mirror: she is a thousand times better than you.
No!! that cannot be!!!
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Mirror: youre so smart? i am the one..
no girl can resist brushing her hair with a lovely comb. i shall present her with such she cannot resist and that will be the end of our pretty little snow white! Hah! but first to desguise myself. Hmm, the right spell is needed! Lets see... A pinch of this, a pinch of that. an ear of a dog and a toe of a bat a strand of hair from her coal black head.. slide in the comb and she will be so dead. ha ha ha! oh yes and one last thing- a scrunchie! mix it together and that should do it.
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Judy: I think Snow white should take flight
Evil Queen: Mirror mirror on the wall, who in the land is the fairest of all?
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s3 mom: it means the queen was jealous and every day it got worse
Evil Queen: Fetch me my fine hankercheif box from my room
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s3 Huntsman: pleads not and begs no
do as i say or you yourself die
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Start
I must think of a way to get rid of snow white. I simply must be the most beautiful woman in the entire land, but how? ah-hah! i have it! no girl can resist beautiful clothes. Well, i shall present her with such she cannot resist! one quick pull on the corset ribbons to cut off her breth and its "Sayonara snow white"! Hah! but first to desguise myself. Hmm, the right spell is needed! Lets see... A pinch of this, a pinch of that. an ear of a dog and a toe of a bat. a sales receipt and she'll want to shop. Some pretty lacy ribbons and ill make her drop! Mix it together and that should do it! Cheers!
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start
well mirror, what do you say now?
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Mirror: You, my queen, are fair-it is true. But snow white is a thousand times fairer than you.
Evil Queen: What?! I.. I..what did you say?!
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Martha: Yes my lady
summon my huntsman
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s7: mother introduces women of all
ladis ladies your attention please
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s4 Mirror: well you didnt expect to get away with it that easiy did you?
Yes! well no. oh i dont know! she fell for it easily enough. how was i supposed to know that those meddling dwarfs would know how to remove the spell?
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she is still a thousand times fairer than you
no way! that cannot be true!aarrggghhh! snow white will die if it costs my life. with this little apple, snow white will meet her end! A pinch of this, a pinch of that. an ear of a dog and a toe of a bat a scream of fright from a hornets nest, a mummy's curse- the ultimate test. to kill snow white is what i will do. i will poison my apple with my witches brew. i will put her to sleep and what makes it grand- that she will be dead and ill be the fairest in the land
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Mirror: I said, snow white is a thousand times fairer than you
Evil Queen: What?!
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Judy: yes my lady
you are my loyal servant?
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all ladies: yes your majesty?
anything you wanted to say to me today? hmm?
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Mirror: corset ribbons are so obvious Mirror: Thats seven yaers of bad luck
hey, dont get smart with me mirror or i will break you into a thosand pieces well then, be helpful and not so citical. now here i am back at the drawing board
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finale: dnr rep: hello mam etc.
What?! no!
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Mirror: I said, snow white is a thousand... Evil Queen: I heard you the first time
Mirror: Well then, why did you ask again? Evil Queen: You are lying, and just for that, I am going to hit you with a hammer and break you into a thousand pieces! How would you like that?
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Huntsman: of course my lady
and you wil do everything that i ask?
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judy: not a bad poem is it?
mirror mirror on the wall, who in the land is the fairest of all?
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Mirror: hey what aout those poison combs you used a while back, those worked pretty well.
yes yes the combs wonderful! oh im so smart!
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finally done
yay