Left Lane
What do we think of slow drivers in the left lane?
They are imbeciles that need to return their license to the DMV.
What are mothers as passengers?
Annoying people who freak out for no reason.
What are parking lots like?
Confusing mazes.
Should you ever have your phone out?
No/Only when stopped.
Should you ever pass on the right lane?
No.
Do we like slow drivers in the left lane?
HELL NO!
What are children in the back?
Whiny little people who annoy you.
Do you have to pay attention to WAY too many signs?
Yes
Should you mess with the screen in the middle of your car has it?
All the time!
How fast should you go when passing?
70-80 mph.
What speed should you go in the left lane if the limit is 65 mph?
Around 80 mph.
What do you do to people who criticize your driving from the backseat?
Tell them to shut their mouths!
Do parking lots invoke excessive cussing?
Yes!
When stopped/When driving if possible on the center screen.
When should you pass someone?
When they driving slow like imbeciles.
Do you drive the speed limit in the left lane?
NO!
What are fathers when driving?
Chill guys the tell you to do that burnout!
Are you ever calm in a parking lot?
HELL NO!
Should anyone try to show you something on their phone while you are driving?
NO!
What do you do when passing a slow drive in the left lane?
Flip them off
What do you do if YOU are driving slowly in the left lane?
Get to the right lane you imbecile!/ I would never!
What do we do when the passenger turns down your music?
Turn it up and threaten to slap them if they do it again!
What color are the veteran signs in the Walmart parking lot?
Purple! God bless America!
Do you grab your phone while driving?
No, not unless stopped.
What to do when passing a semi?
Drive faster than necessary.