Heroin Haley
J Lo and Haley are in continuous contention for most famous native from this NYC borough
The Bronx
He is orange, he is chonky, and he is the moment - it’s Crystal’s furry friend from Fairfield
Chuckerton!!!
Though not in January or on a river, Lilian was born in this city
Rio de Janeiro
Its not Central Perk, but friends of AD knows she works at this coffee shop in the LES
Roasting Plant
Naming her car after this TV character was impulsive, capricious and melodramatic but it was also iconic
Moira
This Canadian city is home to the first all electric city lights in North America on top of being the first out of country travel destination for Haley
Halifax, Nova Scotia
In 2007 she ended up on Forbes’ list of Wealthiest Fictional Billionaires, in 2023 she was Crystal’s sweeet Halloween costume
Peach
Theres no animal manipulating Lilian into loving this Disney film, her favorite movie
Ratatouille
Baby Indigo is a real fire cracker, which makes total sense as she was born under this zodiac sign
Sagittarius
KT is nothing “short” of obsessed with these cinematic henchman, Kevin being her favorite
Minions
Me binks the lady (Haley) doth has too much (tattoos) from this film franchise
Star Wars
This blood red beauty is Crystal‘s birthstone as a January baby
Garnet
If you didn’t see that Lilian’s glasses are from this designer brand, maybe you need a pair of your own
Michael Kors
AD considers this Disney show to be the best of this world
Hannah Montana
This “doll“ of a director made her screenwriting debut with the film “Frances Ha“, KT’s favorite
Greta Gerwig
Haley‘s family nickname is “Sammy “, referencing a character from this TV show
Supernatural
These two ‘M‘agnificent black kitties are currently taking residence in Crystal’s apartment
Missy and Merlin
She’s a stem starlet AND a humanities hottie: Lilian minored in a these two subjects in college
English and chemistry
This alternative milk is an amazing source of vitamin A and thus may contribute to ADs 20/20 vision
Almond milk
KT interned at this Celebrated Broadcasting System in the summer of 2019
CBS
Far from ‘zero’ times, Haley has seen this movie more than any other ever made
Holes
Crystal‘s halloween costume in 7th grade was this Carroll character, never actually referred to by his defining adjective in the books
Mad hatter
Get this wrong and your murder won’t be a mystery - it’s the Stuart Theron novel Lilian has been reading all weekend
The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle
This colorful girl group introduced AD to the concert scene as well as to cuntiness as an overall concept
Cheetah Girls
Though she may share some DNA with its inhabitants, KT has yet to travel to this Lithuanian capital city
Vilnius