People
The founder of the Mallet Assembly
Who was John Blackburn?
This entity used to dwell in an oak tree
What is the Spirit of Marvin?
The creation of the Mallet Assembly
What was 1961?
The supposed siege weapon used to launch a coke machine into Palmer Lake
What is a trebuchet?
The scary railfan watcher location
What is Maxwell's Crossing?
The first African American SGA President
Who was Cleo Thomas?
A multi-year conflict set off by Luke Anthony's drunken rampage across campus
What were the Jobi Wars?
The Mallet Assembly was renamed to the Druid Collective
What was 2022?
The animal supposedly stolen from Delta Kappa Epsilon and is now mentioned in The Rules
What is a goat?
The abandoned 1927 Hospital Colony that is known by Malleteers to be haunted
What is Old Bryce/the Jemison Center?
The first female Malleteer to be in an officer position
Who was Kara Knepton?
This blue alien came down in a spaceship to to conquer Earth but ultimately decided to stay with the Mallet Assembly
Who is Noontar?
The year the Assembly was moved to Byrd Hall
What was 1971?
The landscaping addition to Byrd Hall that caused UA to bulldoze part of the beach
What is a waterfall?
This location used to serve beer and looked like, quote, “the most depressing Soviet apartment building possible, make it a hair more depressing”
What is the Ferguson Center (now called the Student Center)?
The Collective's current BOG Chair
Who is Dr. Seth Stewart?
A yearly game including the use of dart guns where many Malleteers/Druids "die"
What is War Games?
The year Cleo Thomas was elected SGA President
What was 1976?
In 1995, this was the Mallet B Team for sports
What were the Flaming Pimp Daddies?
This restaurant contains the so-called "Pedophile Booth", where a group of cops would routinely sit in the mid-90's
What is City Cafe?
The first woman to be admitted into the Mallet Assembly
Who was Ruth Hartley?
This song was played out the windows of Byrd Hall in retaliation for the Million Dollar Band taking up all the parking during practice
What is Ride of the Valkyries?
The date HRC emailed and informed President Darcy Jacobs that the Druid Collective will soon lose the Highlands C DR
What was October 29th, 2024?
What you say when you're eating with you "Meal Time Friends"
What is "Burking It Up"?
This bar, located in the basement of Byrd Hall, saw many a drunken Malleteer -- and its countertop is still in the organization's possession today
What was the Pink Flamingo Lounge?