"Hurricane Katrina? More like ___"
What is "Hurricane Tortilla"?
1957, 2010
What is Auburn?
Drinking this beverage and eating carbs is possibly the simplest way to cure a hangover
What is water?
Kamala Harris
What is 2024?
Creme Puff lived to be the oldest living this kind of pet, living to 38 years and 3 days
What is a cat?
"Road work ahead? __"
What is "Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does"?
1958, 2007, 2019
What is LSU?
Acetaminophen should be avoided as it can damage your liver, but you can take this common pain relief drug, found in Advil
What is ibuprofen?
Mitt Romney
What is 2012?
Platypuses, while mammals, don't have teats, but they secrete their milk through this organ
What is their skin?
"Come to Del Taco, they got __"
What is "Free shavocado"?
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001
What is Miami (FL)?
A common tactic of the British is drinking this fruit juice and eating raw eggs...nasty
What is tomato juice?
Walter Mondale
What is 1984?
Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes, but this country is the Land of a Thousand Lakes, even though it has nearly 190,000
What is Finland?
"Stoooop, I coulda ___"
What is "dropped my croissant"?
1944, 1945
What is Army?
It is said that rubbing lemons on this part of your body is supposed to help...I guess
What is the armpit?
What is 1996?
This common yard tool was originally invented to assist in childbirth by the Scottish, because only they could conjure such insanity
What is the chainsaw?
"I don't need a degree to be a __"
What is "clothing hanger"?
1984
What is BYU?
This compound that is used for filtering water allegedly cures a hangover by trapping toxins and chemicals, though ingesting it is very much not advised
What is activated charcoal?
Lewis Cass
What is 1848?
In the 1920 Census, this US city close to our hearts had the 5th largest population, but now sits at 53rd
What is Cleveland?