Dirty Sayings
It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! Time sure does fly but its ok because its time for......
Dickember
This five-letter word starts with a “P” and women always love to put their hands on it?
What is a Purse
Who tries to stop Christmas from coming by stealing all the things of Christmas from the "Who's"?
The Grinch
What are the two other most popular names for Santa Claus?
Kris Kringle & Saint Nick
What is a politically correct thing to say instead of a Christmas Party?
What is a Holiday Party
When I think about you I touch my ______
elf
This thing gets bigger when you blow and tighter or larger when you wrap your lips around it?
What is a Ballon
In Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, what is the first name of Scrooge?
Ebenezer
The red and white costume of Father Christmas was allegedly first introduced by which beverage company?
(Have this and a smile.)
Coca Cola
The proper term for someone of small stature such as an elf
What is little people
If you jingle my bells, your guaranteed a ....
White Christmas
This four-letter word has the same meaning with “intercourse” and ends with “k”?
What is Talk
What did Frosty the Snowman do when a magic hat was placed on his head?
He began to dance around
The most common Christmas tree topper.
Star or an angel
This classic Christmas song is thought to sluty?
What is Santa Baby
Why is Santa sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
The word starts with “c” and ends” with “t.” It is something that can be wet and soft inside, but hairy outside. What is it? (seven letters)
What is a Coconut
Which type of tree was the partridge sitting in, according to a well known Christmas Song?
Pear
Which of Santa's reindeer's name begins with the letter V?
Vixen
Some have even gone as far as to suggest that, even though it was created to save lives in Africa, the song actually ‘dehumanizes Africans.’
What is "Do They Know It’s Christmas?"
Let me lick you like a candy cane and unwrap your package, my holiday bush is ready for .......
snackage
At least 5 inches long, can go in your mouth, and make you feel better when vibrating?
The name of Rudolph's special friend who is a girl reindeer.
Clarice
What do some people hang by their fireplace?
Stockings
This sound is said to be about date rape
What is Baby it's cold outside
Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
Because he was hoping for a screamer or moaner.
What is fun to do alone, but you hate when knowing that your parents also do it?
What is Facebook
Whose teeth were pulled in the Rudolf movie?
The Abominable Snowman or Yeti
According to the song The Twelve Days of Christmas, how many gold rings did my true love send to me?
5
The lie we tell our kids when they are young
That Santa is real