Communication Breakdowns
Dog
It has four legs, it says "woof", it has fur, it has a tail, it likes to play fetch....
Someone asks you what your favorite restaurant is.
"What's your favorite restaurant?"
"Do you like that restaurant too?"
"What type of food do you like?"
You ask someone what their favorite restaurant is and they tell you Chick-fil-a.
"I like Chick-fil-a too!"
"Chick-fil-a is so good"
"I don't like Chick-fil-a"
You asked someone what their job is and they said Skyline.
"That's a great job for you!"
"You must work hard there!"
"Congratulations on that job!"
Pencil
You write with it, it has lead and an eraser, it is yellow, its made of wood...
Someone asks you if you have any siblings.
"Do you have any siblings?"
"Do you have any sisters/brothers?'
You ask someone what their favorite animal is and they say a giraffe.
"I like giraffes too!"
"That's a cool animal"
"I've seen a giraffe at the zoo"
You asked someone if they went to college and they said they went to UC.
"That's a really great school!"
"Congratulations on going to school!"
Skyline
A restaurant, serves coneys and three ways, a Cincinnati restaurant...
Someone asks you if you have a job.
"Do you have a job too?"
"Where do you work?"
"Have you had a job before?"
You ask someone if they have any pets and they say they have two dogs.
"I have a dog too"
"I love dogs"
"I want to have a dog one day"
You ask someone if they play any sports and they say basketball.
"Congratulations on making the team!"
"I bet you're really good at basketball!"
"I'm sure you're the star player!"
Student
Someone who goes to school, someone who is learning/studying, someone who takes exams...
Someone asks you what you did today.
"What did you do today?"
"Did you have a good day?"
You ask someone what their favorite holiday is and they say Halloween.
"I like Halloween too."
"I always like getting candy on Halloween"
"Last year I went to a Halloween party"
You ask someone how they're doing and they say they're nervous about their outfit today.
"I like what you're wearing!"
"I think that outfit looks good on you!"
"I wish I had an outfit like that!"
Football
Someone asks you where you went to school.
"Where did you go to school?"
"When did you graduate?"
You ask someone what they're afraid of and they say snakes.
"I don't like snakes either"
"I'm afraid of spiders"
"I actually like snakes"
You ask someone their favorite color and they say a color that you DON'T like
"I like my favorite color better, but that color is nice too!"
"I don't really like that one, but I'm glad you do!"