Garlic bread and ketchup taste good together
Shresthi 🤨
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator
Homer
Katseye is a K-pop group?
Shresthi 😭
+1000 points
Tada
When talking about a hurricane:
This is one of the wettest we’ve seen, from the standpoint of water.
Trump
Do we have seminar on thursdays or Fridays?
Maddie
I thought anchovies were a vegetable?
Maddie
Get that fat pig off the couch
Trump
A random lady is tickling my toes with a scary machine
Me (Ellie) 💅
-2000 points
Haha sucks for u
Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of four, eat some more.
Homer
Aren’t Eskimos white?
Maddie
Ellie’s not allergic to vegetables?
Maddie 😭
The windmills are driving the whales crazy, obviously.
Trunp
Who?
Shresthi - Context:
Maddie - Guess who finally got their permit 🔥🔥🔥
Shresthi - Who?