What does the guy in the mirror do?
Mimikyu
What Pokemon would Fall Out Boy use?
Unown U because they cast a spell over the west to make you think of them they same way they think of U
This pokemon likes to be pet, but not a lot
Petilil
Name all 7 Eeveelutions
Fire Pokemon
Yes, they were caught insider trading
The polycule committed a deadly sin
Poliwrath
What Pokemon would Gaston use?
Exeggcute because he eats 5 dozen eggs
This Pokemon hates static climbs
Deino
4/20
Blaziken
Steel Pokemon
Team Rocket
Why was Toad invited to hang out with us?
Toedscool
What Pokemon would Toph use?
Iron Boulder because he's over his conflicted feelings
This pokemon is very supportive
Abra
A hop, skip, and a jump
Spoink
Dark Pokemon
Drifloon because it steals kids and that's dark as hell
How is Zeus's wife feeling when Zeus cheats on her?
Heracross
What Pokemon would a silly rabbit use?
Decidueye (because Dartrix are for kids)
This pokemon was arrested for killing a child in a drive-by
Capsakid
His best.
Fighting Pokemon
A gym battle and/or making eye contact with another trainer
Why will the bugs eat my dead body?
Samurott
What Pokmeon would Hercules use?
Ditto so it can turn into his dead wife
This pokemon would make the best dessert
Moltres leches
Pineco
eco...eco...eco...eco...
Rock Pokemon
Dwayne