Who's that Pokemon?
What does the guy in the mirror do?
He Mimikyu
What Pokemon would Fall Out Boy use?
Unown U because they cast a spell over the west to make you think of them they same way they think of U
This pokemon likes to be pet, but not a lot
Petilil (pet a little)
Name all 7 Eeveelutions
There are 8, stupid
Fire Pokemon
Yes, they were caught insider trading
What sound does a kitten make?
What Pokemon would Gaston use?
Exeggcute because he eats 5 dozen eggs
This Pokemon hates static climbs
Deino
The Pokemon of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Vivillon(it's #666 in the dex)
Steel Pokemon
Team Rocket
Why was Toad invited to hang out with us?
Because Toedscool
What Pokemon would Toph use?
Iron Boulder because he's over his conflicted feelings
This pokemon is very supportive
Abra(a bra)
A hop, skip, and a jump
Spoink (You thought it was Hoppip, Skiploom, and Jumpluff, didn't you?)
Dark Pokemon
Drifloon because it steals kids and that's dark af
How is Zeus's wife feeling when Zeus cheats on her?
Heracross
What Pokemon would a silly rabbit use?
Decidueye (because Dartrix are for kids)
This pokemon was arrested for killing a child in a drive-by
Capsakid
His best.
Fighting Pokemon
A gym battle and/or making eye contact with another trainer
Why will the bugs eat my dead body?
Samurott
What Pokmeon would Hercules use?
Ditto so it can turn into his dead wife
This pokemon is exclaimed to warn that a tree is about to fall after being cut
Timburr
What Pokemon is always sleeping?
Drowzee
Rock Pokemon
Dwayne