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100

Would you like a bag today


No thanks I’ll just carry the 20 items on my head

100

It’s gettin late

Nooo, really I thought it was 7 am

100

Is that blood?

Nooo, it’s ketchup

200

Did you get home safe?

No, I died a few times

200

Do you need food?

Nooo, I’m just gonna eat some air.

200

Did you fall?

Nooo, I attacked the ground

300

Are you doing the dishes?

Nooo, I’m playing with water.

400

I’d like to buy this cat food. Do you have a cat?

Nooo, I’m going to eat it myself.

400

Did you hurt yourself?

Nooo, do you want me to do it again.

400

Would you like like a refund. 

Nooo, you can just keep my 2 thousand dollars.

500

It’s raining outside.

Nooo, really I thought it was a sprinkler.

500

I need your nail clippers. What for?

To slay a dragon

500

He just fell

Nooo, really I thought he was just trying to lick the ice.

500

I’m going to the cinema with my friends. To watch a movie?

Nooo, to stand outside and listen to it.