Maternal Feelings
This three-year-old lives on Sesame Street, and in Dylan's heart.
Who is Elmo?
This is Dylan's actual day of birth
What is December 19th?
This song by Soulwax has been in Dylan's playlists for nearly three years
What is Too Many DJs?
In this production, Dylan played the Queen of Hearts
What is Alice in Wonderland?
This ex is currently facing five felonies and a misdemeanor thanks to Dylan's effort with the police and Oregon DA
Who is Aaron?
This child is known for his time with the Costco Guys, but he's making a name for himself as...
Who is the Rizzler?
This abnormality in Dylan's head is a fun party trick to show off
What is the Skull DentTM?
This book author is Dylan and their mom's favorite
Who is Jane Austen?
In this show, Dylan played Rooster
What is Annie?
This recent ex was a giant walking child
Who is Owen?
This dog very dumb and smelly but we love her anyways
Who is Aurora? (sorry Miriam <3)
Dylan falls weak in the knees for any man who looks like this
What is a sick Victorian child?
This is Dylan's favorite musical
What is Sweeny Todd?
In this production, Dylan played Gretl
What is the Sound of Music?
This ex was a part of ISIS (allegedly) and confessed to murdering multiple people once while high.
Who is Keem?
This friendly bear recently became a West End Musical and is by far the cutest bear Dylan has ever seen
Who is Paddington?
Dylan prefers taking shots of this alcohol above all others
What is vodka?
Dylan has been wanting this pet since they were eight years old
What is a chihuahua?
In this show, Dylan played the Sour Kangaroo in one production and JoJo in the other
This ex was dumped by Dylan after the 2024 presidential election, after asking them to stop saying mean things about Trump on social media.
Who is Reece?
This little guy says YIPPEE and is used as a staple meme by neurodivergent tumblr
This is the age Dylan began taking anxiety medication
What is eleven years old?
Dylan always asks their dad to make this dish when they come home
What are spaghetti and meatballs?
In this show, Dylan played Courfeyrac and a prostitute
What is Les Misérables?
This ex and Dylan were 16 and 11, respectively, when they started dating, and it is still Dylan's longest relationship at a year and a half.
Who is Dani?