Childhood
Trauma
Trauma
Substance Abuses
Poor Life Choices
Mental Illness
Inappropriate Things to Say
100
Philip’s prayer hut, where he would take hallucinogenics and experience miracles performed by a man by the name of “John of God” with his 26 year old mistress, was located in this country…
What is Brazil?
100
Nearly missing her flight back to college, Lauren went out until 5am with club promoters and returned with her tail between her legs to her parents house, still under the influence of this illicit substance.
What is ecstasy?
100
This person refused to finance a new car and decided to by a 2003 model of this vehicle that subsequently caught on fire in a parking lot weeks later
Who is Collin and what is a Jetta?
100
This object, intended for assisting one to climb a staircase, is known as the number one rule to never to be touched in Jan’s home for fear of germ transfer.
What is a bannister?
200
This was a childhood pet, known for murdering her partner in their shared cage, was met with a shameful disposal by way of a Nike box and garbage truck
Who was Tammy, Katie’s Guinea pig
200
This item was thrown into a bowl of marinara in a drunken argument to subsequently ruin 8 linen chairs and 2 pieces of artwork in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
What is Jack’s iPhone?
200
During Thanksgiving this year, Lauren enthusiastically described in detail that she had fed Bowen without waking him, including specifics like how many ounces consumed, what time it was, and that he did not wake up for the feeding. This is the nickname given to that particularly uninteresting way of providing nutrients to a child at night without waking them?
What is a “dream feed”?
200
Philip’s eldest child, Alison, who sadly could not be in attendance today, believed 2015 to be the “Summer of Dashiel” because her son was “excelling” in these two mundane sports.
What are Fencing and Swimming?
200
Collin mistakenly had the belief that this organization was “the FBI of Poland”
What is Interpol?
300
In an attempt to warm the house to skirt paying a gas bill, Carter and chase left the oven on, releasing this poisonous gas freely into the small home until Carter fell asleep
What is Carbon Monoxide?
300
Chandler, when convinced she was dying, called and confessed to her mother that she had taken this particular illicit substance, and apologized before hanging up and turning off her phone overnight.
What is acid?
300
Dubbed “the great Buy-Back of 2024”, a financially irresponsible purchase led Jan into a situation to absorb the cost of this make and model of car from Carter in a “buy out”.
What is a Porsche Cayenne?
300
A known hoarder, Jan was recently caught with this brand of discontinued maple syrup in her pantry, expired 1994, and subsequently refused to throw it away because she was “just about to use it”.
300
The phrase “it always looks like a deer was shot in there” was a joke told by Hunter’s friend to describe THIS object Hunter had been using.
What is Hunter’s toilet?
400
When sitting atop a jungle gym, Chandler was violently thrown off by a well-aimed baseball shot to the back by Carter or Chase, resulting in this unusual fracture in this location.
What is an elbow fracture?
400
Due to excessive alcohol consumption, this chain of family friendly restaurants has banned Chase from attending during lunch hours.
What are Pappas bro’s establishments?
400
Copenhagen85 was a highly sought after AOL instant messenger screen name who belonged to this individual in the late 1990’s.
Who is Chase?
400
A common routine male hygienic maintenance activity, when done by Hunter, it adds about forty pounds to his appearance
What is shaving his face?
500
Carter found himself to be a well recognized guest at this hotel establishment following the downslope of hard benders, where Chase will be notified of his locale in attempt for a free pick-up to avoid Uber fees and incriminating evidence.
What is Holiday Inn Express?
500
Jack has been flagged twice while boarding international flights, once caught in THIS CITY with $5,000 USD and no other belongings besides a passport.
What is Istanbul?
500
Philip, when experiencing a cognitive decline during hospitalization, told a nurse that you can look for THIS when you roll an obese woman around in flour in order to have sexual relations.
What is the “wet spot”?