Sounds like fun
It's the weight of the Liberty Bell... if it lost 80 pounds
A ton
This sea god may have had a workplace power dynamic adventure with H.R. after he fell for Amphitrite, a sea nymph
Poseidon
Perhaps we're all related to this Mongol emperor who pillaged & plundered from 1206 to 1227.
Genghis Khan
In 1993, a Crayola crayon was named after the familiar orange hue of this comfort food, elbow-shaped pasta in creamy sauce.
Macaroni & Cheese
Need a buddy for trivia night? Give me a ring or HMU, short for this
Hit me up
In a nursery rhyme, it's what the fourth little piggy had
None
Quite the looker, Adonis even got this "mighty" Greek goddess of beauty to fall hard, though she was an item with Ares
Aphrodite
This gruesome weapon named for its smell that some called more like garlic was used in World War I, skirting an 1899 international treaty.
Mustard Gas
Shrimp and filet mignon is a classic pairing for this gourmet offering with a rhyming name.
Surf & Turf
Meaning seriously, FRFR is these 2 words repeated, as in "Henry Cavill spends hours in the gym? He's just like me FRFR"
For real for real
In the 1998 Disney Film Mulan, Yao sought to make a man out of you to defeat who
Huns
Hey, baby, wanna listen to some Styx? This god of the underworld got to spend part of the year with his dream girl, Persephone
Hades
By the mid-19th century, Cuba was the world's leading producer of this foodstuff.
Sugar
Fried cod or haddock is often used in this British takeout dish that once came wrapped in old newspaper.
Fish & Chips
If something is kept on the DL, it's kept in this clandestine fashion
Down low
26.2 miles. You could walk, but it would be faster to...
Run
Both a ladykiller & a killer of ladies, this son of Zeus took out Medusa & used her head to rescue future wife Andromeda
Perseus
In 333 B.C. this Macedonian king's men captured the Persian army's treasure at Damascus.
Alexander the Great
The perfect Great Depression meal, all it takes is sandwiching two spreads between breads.
Peanut Butter & Jelly
I'm posting my dad shorts, punny tee, and flip flops as my OOTD, or this
Outfit of the day
If a customer exclaims, "I asked for medium rare! This is medium-well!", the server may take it back because it is...
Overdone
Keep up! This beauty wed Menelaus, fled to Troy with Paris, who got killed; she married Paris' bro, whom she betrayed to hubby 1, Menelaus.
Helen of Troy
South African jazz musician Hugh Masekela wrote "Bring Him Back Home" about this leader imprisoned for 27 years.
Nelson Mandela
They really should just call it "Sausage and Potatoes".
Bangers & Mash
An OTP stands for this, a couple shipped by the fandom
One true pairing