Grandpa grew up in this beautiful English city.
What is Bath, England?
How long Grandma had graduated before they got married.
What is one week?
The seasoning Grandpa believes improves basically every food on earth. 😆
What is Montreal Steak Seasoning?
As a boy in England, Grandpa climbed inside this spinning construction machine—until the Bobbies showed up and his brother ran home to avoid getting caught.
What is a cement mixer?
What Grandpa calls blankets.
What is a wooby?
Part gardener, part mad scientist—this invention let Grandpa grow tomatoes past their normal season.
What is The Redneck Greenhouse 🔥🍅 or The Tomato Heat Box. or Operation: Save the Tomatoes.
Who knows?
Grandpa couldn’t get this breakfast food in winter as a child.
What are eggs?
Their first pet together.
What is a teacup poodle?
This creatively named meal became known as the saddest dinner in Sharpe family history.
What were “Billy burgers”?
Grandpa’s “witness protection program” for his car after running from the cops was located here. 😆
What is behind Wingett’s?
Grandpa’s dramatic quote starting with “Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln…”
What is “how was the play?”
Grandpa’s dream car combined speed, style, and just enough horsepower to “impress the peasants.” 😆
What is a 1966 Chevelle Super Sport?
His favorite childhood board game with Alma.
What is Monopoly?
The movie Grandpa took Grandma to on their first date.
What is the Graduate?
The moment dinner became betrayal: Grandpa added this to the family pizza. 🍕
What are anchovies?
During an unplanned aquatic experiment at Bear Lake, Grandpa sank this vehicle. 😆
What is a Honda Pilot? 
Grandpa’s official title for Lexi after she crushed his dreams in Ticket to Ride. 🎲
What is “You dirt bag!”
Grandpa’s first paid job involved setting these up by hand for just 50 cents after school.
What is a bowling alley pin setter?
Grandpa moved to America at this age.
What is 11 years old?
Their honeymoon didn’t include roses or room service—just this memorable place to sleep.
What is a pull-out couch (Hide-a-bed)?
Grandpa called it dinner, but the kids called it “absolutely not.” This sea creature was the reason why. 😆
What is octopus?
Grandpa’s official career record in high-speed escapes from local law enforcement.
What is two times? 😆
Grandpa would say he was going to “impress the peasants” right before doing this as a teenager.
What is getting into trouble?
This is the military branch where Grandpa served—and the two very different jobs he performed there.
What is the Army, truck driver, and graves registration (laundry specialist)?
These heroic relatives rescued Grandma Rose, Phil, and Ollie when the bus stopped in Ogden and refused to go any farther.
Who are the Palmers?
After a brief life of freedom, the lost poodle returned home holding this questionable treasure.
What is a beer can? 🍺🐩
This comforting dessert from Grandpa’s childhood also explains why he still likes his French toast cooked a certain way.
What is bread and butter pudding?
His fastest recorded time through Sardine Canyon.
What is 15 minutes? 🚗💨
This was Grandpa’s memorable nickname for one of his military buddies.
What is Tripod?
How much his first home cost.
What is $11,500?