Medical Puns
Optometry Puns are getting like this.
What is Cornea?
What is a Capsule Hotel?
This is why Radiologists make the best Therapists.
What is seeing right through you?
This is what you use to measure the quality of the pun.
What is a Sighs-mograph.
This is the worst place in a Hospital to play Hide and Seek.
What is an ICU?
The animal you use if the dogs cannot handle the MRI machine.
What is a CAT-Scan?
This is the diagnosis when you cannot sleep but you eat all night instead?
What is Insomnomnomnia?
This is a chill pill.
What is a frozen Ibuprofen?
These are symptoms of medical puns.
What are hard to stomach?
This happens when you have too many dogs.
What is a Roverdose?