Medical Puns
Optometry Puns are getting like this.
What is Cornea?
What is a Capsule Hotel?
This is what you call morbid.
What is a higher bid.
This is why Radiologists make the best Therapists.
What is seeing right through you?
This is what you use to measure the quality of the pun.
What is a Sighs-mograph.
This is an organ transplant.
What happens when you move a piano?
This is the worst place in a Hospital to play Hide and Seek.
What is an ICU?
The animal you use if the dogs cannot handle the MRI machine.
What is a CAT-Scan?
We call them nitrates.
What do you pay when it is no longer during the day?
This is the diagnosis when you cannot sleep but you eat all night instead?
What is Insomnomnomnia?
This is a frozen Ibuprofen.
What is a chill pill?
This is a Post Operative.
These are hard to stomach
What are medical puns?
This happens when you have too many dogs.
What is a Roverdose?
This is a tumor.
What you ask for when one is not enough.