Earth Day Jokes
What's a tornado's favourite game?
Twister.
True or False: Earth is the fourth largest planet in the solar system.
False
What is the only mammal that cannot jump?
A. Giraffe
B. Elephant
Elephant
How many days does it take Earth to complete one full orbit?
A. 50 Days
B. 100 days
C. 365 Days
365 Days
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves.
True or False: The Amazon Rain Forest produces 20% of the planet’s oxygen?
True
Most of Earth’s breathable air comes from where?
A. The Sky
B. The Ocean
C. The Trees
The Ocean
What percentage of the ocean have humans explored?
A. 5%
B. 25%
C. 50%
5%
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
True or False: A single tree produces enough air in its lifetime for 4 people for a year?
True
How many years does it take a plastic bag to break down?
A. 1-5 years
B. 5- 10 years
C. 10-20 Years
10-20 years
What is recycling?
Reusing old items to make new things.
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.
True or False: Every year the weather is getting warmer and warmer.
True
How many years does it take one baby diaper to biodegrade?
A. 50 years
B. 100 years
C. 500 years
500 years!
Where does the majority of plastic garbage end up?
A. The dump
B. The Ocean
The Ocean
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
True or False: About 50% of a washing machine's energy goes towards heating the water.
False: Nearly 90% of a washing machine's energy goes towards heating the water, according to the American Cleaning Institute.
When was the first Earth Day?
A. 1968
B. 1970
C. 1960
1970
Which day is Earth Day?
A. April 21st
B. April 22nd
C. April 24th
Earth Day falls on April 22nd.