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What did the tree where to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green.
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
What kind of plants grow on your hand?
Palm tree.
Why don't you pay for dead batteries?
They’re free of charge.
Why couldn’t a flower ride a bike?
It lost its petals!
Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a March.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
Why are recycling bins optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans.
What kind of hair do waves have?
Wavy!
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
Why do tornadoes zigzag?
They’re dizzy.
Sep-timber!
How do trees get on the internet?
They LOG in.
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
Why did the farmer plant seeds in the pond?
It wanted a watermelon.
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global worming!
How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a sea saw.