Easter Jokes
How does Easter end?
With an "R"
This color is the most popular color of jelly bean.
What is RED?
Joseph's father's name.
Who was Jacob?
The name of the Sunday before Easter.
What is Palm Sunday?
Jesus rode this animal into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday.
What is a donkey?
How do you make Easter easier?
Put an "I" where the "T" is.
Easter is the 2nd largest candy eating holiday in the US, name the 1st holiday.
What is Halloween?
Joseph's mother's name.
Who was Rachel?
The last supper with Jesus had how many people there and what were they called?
There were 12 apostles?
This is the 40 days the church observes before Easter.
What is Lent?
Why are people tired in April?
Because they have just finished a MARCH!
This is what the Easter egg symbolizes.
What is rebirth?
Joseph had this many brothers.
What is 11?
The day Jesus was crucified on the cross.
What is Good Friday?
The word Easter is in the Bible. True or False?
What is False?
What day do Easter eggs hate the most?
FRY-DAYS
Easter always falls between these two dates.
What is March 22 and April 25?
Joseph was aware that wherever he went and whatever he did, God was ______ ______.
What is "with him"?
The day Jesus was resurrected from the dead.
What is Easter Sunday?
This disciple betrayed Jesus.
Who was Judas?
How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
ONE, then it's no longer empty.
Easter always occurs after this lunar event.
What is the Sunday after the first full moon of Spring?
Through Joseph's life we learn that with God's help any situation can be used ______ ______.
What is "for good"?
This Jewish feast was being celebrated the week Jesus was crucified.
What is Passover?
This woman was the first to see the Risen Lord.
Who was Mary Magdalene?