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How do you send Easter greetings?
Answer: By hare mail.
What kind of story does the Easter bunny like best?
Answer:The ones with hop-py endings
What popular Easter item has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An eggâegg-cept on Easter!
How do you find all the loot on Easter?
Answer: Eggs marks the spot.
Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Answer: Because it was a little chicken.
Why did the duck get fired from his Easter job?
Answer: He kept quacking the eggs.
What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter?
Answer: Tired.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
Answer: 14-carrot gold.
Why shouldnât you tickle an Easter egg?
Answer: Because it might crack up.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Answer: The Oyster Bunny.
Why do you paint eggs for Easter?
Answer: Can you imagine trying to wallpaper them?
Thereâs only one place where Christmas comes before Easter. Where is it?
Answer: The dictionary.
What treat does the Easter bunny hide in the ocean?
Answer: Oyster eggs.
What branch of the military would the Easter bunny join?
Answer: The Hare Force.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Answer: Hip hop.
What does the Easter bunny do after he takes a shower?
Answer: He uses a hare dryer.
What kind of beans wonât grow in your garden?
Answer: Jelly beans.
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Answer: Only oneâafter that, itâs not empty anymore.
Where do bunnies hang out?
Answer: The hare salon.
Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
Answer: IHOP!
If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a hill, which direction would it roll down?
Answer: It wouldnâtâroosters donât lay eggs.
What kind of bunny canât hop?
Answer: A chocolate bunny.
What is the Easter bunnyâs favorite sport?
Answer: Basket-ball.
How does Easter end?
Answer: With an âr.â
Whatâs the best way to make Easter easier?
Answer: Put an âiâ where the âtâ is.