Easter Egg
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because it's not empty after that!
Where does an Easter Bunny eat?
IHOP
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By Hare-plane!
What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
Eggs-austed
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yoker.
How do bunnies stay healthy
Eggs-ercise!
What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve?
Sweets!
Where does the Easter Bunny live?
Nobunny knows
What kind of Easter Bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one!
How do you get the Easter Bunny to put in more hours?
Increase his celery!
How can you tell where an Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot!
What do you call a dancing chick?
Poultry in motion!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
Did you hear about the Easter Bunny's engagement?
The ring was 14 carrots!
What is the best way to send a letter on Easter?
Hare-Mail!