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What was Easton’s first job?
Boat shop helper
What’s Easton’s favorite food?
Chocolate chip cookie
Who does Olive like best and why?
Easton, duh. They're spirit bonded
What’s “your song”?
Disco Snails
What is the last book that Easton finished reading?
Sorcery and Small Magics
What was Easton’s childhood dream job?
Crossing guard
What is Easton’s favorite fancy cocktail?
Something she has never tried before, ideally with passionfruit
If David were an animal, what would he be and why?
Probably a cat, I just want to chill and fluctuate between being very social and totally antisocial
Describe the circumstances of your first kiss.
In Easton’s apartment on her new (our current) couch
What’s Easton’s best roommate quality?
Impeccable space-arranging
If Easton could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Teamlab HQ
How does Easton like her eggs cooked?
Fried w/ runny yolk, or slow scrambled (patient eggs)
If Easton were an animal, what would she be and why?
Octopus, one of the ones that can camouflage itself, because she's smart like an octopus, loves the water and making cool patterns
What is your favorite memory of your relationship with Easton?
Hard to pick a favorite! But I'd have to say our first (psychedelic) trip together when we cleaned and reorganized her crystal collection
What’s Easton’s worst roommate quality?
ADHD clutter
What’s Easton’s hidden talent that not many people know about?
Autism
What’s Easton’s favorite restaurant?
Din Tai Fung
If there’s a spider, who deals with it?
Honestly I think we're pretty equal-opportunity? Whoever is less high. I dealt with the last memorably bad one (house centipede eww)
What habit of David’s is most annoying to Easton?
My fridge arrangement (none, things go in the most convenient open slot)
What is one thing that Easton most wants to get rid of of David’s in the home?
The hair in the shower drain
What is a big dream of Easton’s?
Having a dome in the woods!
What’s Easton’s favorite food that David makes?
Lemon curd, or maybe five-spice pork
Who’s first to go in a zombie apocalypse?
Easton if she runs out of antihistamines, otherwise probably me
What did Easton wear on your first date?
No idea, all I can remember is the horrifying French car birth movie (Titane). Maybe her black mesh shirt with the little stars in it?
If Easton won $1million, what’s the first thing she would buy?
One of those spiderweb treehouse net fort things