Easy But Hard
If you build a fort, drive a Ford, and fill out a form, then what do you eat soup with?
A SPOON!!! (do you eat soup with a fork? if so your weird)
If you but 1 chair, how many chairs do you have?
23, they came in a 1 chairpack
Who's your mom?
YER MOM!!!!!!! lol XD
If Mrs. Smith’s rooster lays an egg in Mr. Brown’s yard, who owns the egg?
No one; roosters don’t lay eggs (ya dummy)
If you're a girl, what gender are you?
An alien
If you have a son, and you name him Jerry Bob, is he your dad?
No, he's your pet human that was genetically transferred into a cheese-eating fat mice (and no it's not mouse)
Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk..' What do cows drink?
Water (not milk dummy)
If you take an apple and eat it, where did it go?
To outer space
If you marry your cousin, are you still cousins?
I don't know... :I
How many letter are in "the alphabet"
11 (duhhh)
What farm animal do you ride?
Grandpa's milking cow's cousin's brother's sister's son's cheese-eating rat's pet goat
If your mom eats your dad, do you still have a dad?
Yes, he's just dead but you still have a dad
What do you put in a toaster?
BREAD!!!! (not toast dummy)
What bird is colorful and talks to you
A raccoon
If you have a cousin who eats a chicken wing, then what did you eat?
Broccoli Fettuccine