The Dark Side of Humanity
(Cyber Security)
(Cyber Security)
I am an individual with technical computer skills, but use these skills for harm rather than good.
What is a Hacker.
I provide you information after visiting a healthcare provider, I am a wealth of knowledge, but I do not cost a single penny.
What is an Explanation of Benefits (EOB).
I am missing, but not lost completely. I should be found here and if not should be continued to be searched for.
What is a Census Data Report.
I am a professional listener and communicator. I can read between the lines, am able to make decisions on the fly, and moreover am the first line of defense for the EBSA.
What is a BA.
It is in front of you but can’t be seen.
What is the Future.
I minimize the threat, vulnerability to destructions, modification, theft or unauthorized disclosure of sensitive information.
What is Security Management.
I protect you from others accessing your sensitive health information or being disclosed without your consent or knowledge.
What is HIPAA.
I have 3 key objectives upon termination of a defined benefit pension plan. 1) to identify and address of participants and beneficiaries' due benefits under the plan, 2) determine the amounts of benefits under the plan, 3) and to determine when participants and beneficiaries are eligible to commence benefits.
What is a TVPP Investigation.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What is a Telephone.
It goes up but never comes down.
What is your Age.
I am the most likely source of danger to your internal systems.
What is internal sources: Employees, Cleaning Crews, Security.
You must "Meet me First"; without me including other assurances I bring you may risk financial ruin.
What is a Deductible.
I am a newer version of myself; yet to be determined if a better version. I did not "Age Well", however I do provide that you "Catch-Up" sooner than later, and in most cases I cannot be avoided as you are eligible automatically beginning in 2025 for the benefits I will provide.
What is the Secure Act 2.0.
I chuck wood... and would chuck as much wood if I could if I could chuck wood.
What is a Woodchuck.
I am a number that when multiplied by any number the product when added together will always equal the Number 9.
What is the Number 9.
I represent a major risk and vulnerability if you solely rely on me to protect information. I am similar to a vaccine; I can only protect you against what is known.
What is Antivirus Software.
I do not have a contract with you, your insurance provider, or any facility, however if I am needed you are welcome to receive my services.
But you will pay dearly for doing so.
What is Out-of-Network Coverage.
DAILY DOUBLE: HOW MUCH WOULD YOU LIKE TO WAGER?
On September 2, 1974, I signed ERISA into law which established the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corportation and the Pension and Welfare Benefits Administration.
I stated " Under this law, the men and women of our labor force will much more clearly defined rights to pension funds and greater assurances that retirement dollars will be there when they are needed".
This act has evolved to into what currently is known as the EBSA.
Who is President Gerald R. Ford.
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing.
What is the Number 8.
4 Cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They cannot decide who got there first, they all move forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other.
What is all cars made "Right-Hand Turns".
I am a technique used by criminals to disguise themselves as trusted sources to gain access to data.
What is Social Engineering.
I am a rebel who avoids the laws as much as possible.
I typically am independent, appreciated, and "very well paid"... But for the most part my job is boring, and I put you to sleep.
What is an Anesthesiologist.
I am wonderful, I don't have to do anything unless I want to, and don't have to worry about getting caught while doing it.
What is Retirement.
I am a confidential informant, fight for the greater good, act under the cloak of darkness, but am not a superhero per se as I may reap benefits in the end.
What is a Whistleblower.
I am so fragile that by saying my name breaks me.
What is Silence.