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This rodent holds the title of the largest in the world.
What is a capybara?
A delicious dessert that accidentally got launched into orbit and now orbits Earth like a sugary satellite.
What is a cookie in space?
This famous time-traveling movie trilogy features a DeLorean as a time machine.
What is Back to the Future?
Meta Siefers once defeated an army of feral seventh-grade essays armed only with this tool.
What is a red pen?
Native to this continent, capybaras are often found near rivers, lakes, and swamps.
What is South America?
A mystical artifact in a fantasy novel said to grant the eater cosmic knowledge… one crumb at a time.
What is a magical cookie of wisdom?
According to science fiction, this theoretical tunnel through space-time could allow instant travel between two distant points in space or time.
What is a wormhole?
Legend has it that when Meta Siefers tunes a guitar, even this famously out-of-tune instrument starts behaving.
What is a ukulele?
Capybaras are highly social animals and typically live in groups of this size range.
What is 10 to 20 individuals?
A secret menu item at an intergalactic bakery where aliens go for their sweet fix.
What is a popular dessert in outer space cafés?
This paradox happens when a time traveler changes the past in a way that prevents their own existence.
What is the grandfather paradox?
It is said that Meta Siefers can instantly detect when a student tries to sneak this literary device into an essay just to sound fancy.
What is a mixed metaphor?
Despite being rodents, capybaras are excellent at this water activity, which helps them escape predators.
What is swimming?
A metaphorical nickname for the Moon, given by ancient astronomers who thought it looked like a giant celestial baked good.
What is an ancient nickname for the Moon?
H.G. Wells popularized time travel in fiction with this 1895 novel.
What is The Time Machine?
In a bizarre scientific experiment, Meta Siefers once tried to prove that ADHD hyperfocus could be harnessed to do this improbable task.
What is binge-read an entire dystopian novel while simultaneously producing a concept album?
Capybaras have a unique relationship with this bird, which often perches on their backs to eat insects off their skin.
What is a bird species like the jacana or cattle egret?
A rogue black hole disguised as an innocent oatmeal raisin cookie, slowly devouring light and matter from unsuspecting snack tables.
What is a cookie-shaped black hole?
In theoretical physics, this concept refers to solutions of Einstein's equations that allow for loops in time, letting you revisit past events.
What are closed timelike curves?
Few know that Meta Siefers holds the unofficial world record for longest philosophical discussion about this random object, once lasting 2.5 hours.
What is a toaster?