Filing tax returns is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.
Who is Albert Einstein?
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
Who is Will Rogers?
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Who is Will Rogers?
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Who is John Maynard Keynes?
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Who is Winston Churchill?
Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington D.C. and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands.
Who is Jimmy Kimmel?
I'm not going to pay taxes. When they say I'm going to prison, I'll say No...prisons cost taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me and we'll call it even.
Who is Jimmy Kimmel?
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
Who is Winston Churchill?
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
Who is Plato?