Family
The family name has this many letters
What is 8
There are this many people attending the family trip in 2026
What is 14
This family member's name is used in slang to denote someone who is acting "effeminate or weak."
What is Nancy
Two of these tumblers can add up to as little as two, and as many as twelve
What are dice
Grandma and Grandpa's dog Goldie was not gold but this color instead
What is black (RIP Goldie!)
This many family members who are on this trip have the last name Slankard
What is 6
The Slankards were previously all gathered in the same home at this time, before the 2026 family trip
What is Christmas Eve at Travis's house
This family member's name is a color and a rock
What is Jade
This card game is named a pair of negative words
What is spite and malice
This term is used to describe Grandma and Grandpa's friends who migrate north for the summer
What are snowbirds
Aunt Jenn lived this many years with her last name as Slankard
What is 24
This is the car manufacturer that once produced vehicles with the same name as our 2026 family trip destination
What is Dodge
This family member's name is made up of two smaller names
This game can be used to describe a style of avoiding taking the trash by stacking things up creatively
What is tetris
This many Slankards were boy scouts
What is 5
This is the age of the oldest Slankard in the room
What is 72 (Steve)
This is the most statistically dangerous activity we are doing on the 2026 family trip
What is horseback riding
This family member's name almost sounds like a word from a Kenny Rogers song about playing poker
What is Holden
Allegedly, cheating death in this way, is a highlight "fun" activity of the 2026 family trip.
What is white water rafting
This unofficial working slogan for the Slankard family came from a typo Travis and Tresa had on a card reserving a table at a restaurant
What is Slank hard
Slankard has this many syllables
What is 2
This is how many dozen eggs we need to buy at the grocery store if every male eats three eggs and every female eats two eggs for breakfast one morning.
What is 30 eggs
This family member's name is shortened, but only by one letter from the full version of the name
What is Steve
This number of dice is used to play Grandma and Grandpa's favorite dice game
These are the most intelligent and gracious members of the Slankard family