Unhinged
Do sloths fart out their bottoms?
No, Sloths are so slow at digesting food that they have to breathe out their farts instead of passing gas.
Goldfish have a memory span of just 3 seconds
What year was the Wii released?
2006
Why don't chairs get tired of sitting?
Because they're built for it.
True or False: A Platypus is venomous
True, but not deadly (double points for indicating they are not deadly)
Yes, but only in October
Is it appropriate to knock on doors for candy?
What is the top selling Wii game of all time?
Wii Sports
Can caffeine fix my life?
Because some things require more than caffeine, like therapy and taxes
What animal lays the biggest egg?
Ostrich
What is the best-selling game of all time?
Minecraft
If you microwave a snowflake, does it remember winter?
Only on Thursdays
How many bones does a shark have?
None
What did Nintendo first make?
Playing cards.
What is his real name?
Sumner
If every thought creates energy, where does all the "what was I doing again!?" energy go?
It powers the existential hum in refrigerators.
What is the only mammal that can fly?
a Bat