I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General
Before & After
Top Tier
Truly Terrific Trios
Interrogatives
400
I know the Kings of England, like the current one who ascended the throne in 2022.
Who is King Charles III?
400
Loony toons cat and mouse duo chasing each other around the namesake actor in the famous “show about nothing”.
What is Tom and Jerry Seinfeld
400
This is the highest competitive rank a Chess player can earn
What is a Grand Master
400
This classic hand game settles debates with three choices that beat each other in a cycle.
What is Rock, Paper, Scissors?
400
A question we frequently ask of Waldo.
What is “Where”
800
I know the fights historical, like this battle that marked the final defeat of Napoleon
What is Waterloo?
800
ABBA song recorded in honor of the UK’s longest reigning monarch.
What is Dancing Queen Elizabeth II?
800
In the US, this is the highest level of classification for government secrets
What is Top Secret
800
Oh no! You’re on fire! Quick, do this.
What is Stop, Drop, and Roll?
800
Romeo and Juliet will tell you that "wherefore" means this.
What is “Why”
1200
I am very good at integral and differential calculus, like this equation that relates a line integral around a closed curve to a double integral.
What is Green’s theorem?
1200
C.S. Lewis' Narnia book that accidentally showed off a little too much skin
What is The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe malfunction
1200
When coordinating a large computer network, timing synchronization is often imperative. Atomic clocks with this designation are the most precise and create a reference time for other computers on the network.
What are Stratum 0 clocks
1200
These three bodily fluids are figuratively put into something to demonstrate hard work.
What are Blood, Sweat, and Tears?
1200
In Quentin Tarantino's film Pulp Fiction, Jules demands to know if they speak English in this fictional country.
What is “What”
1600
I can hum a fugue from HMS Pinafore, written by these two Englishmen
Who were Gilbert and Sullivan?
1600
A political thriller following Frank Underwood’s rise through the ranks at a Georgia-founded restaurant chain known for serving hash brown in styles such as “scattered” or “smothered”
What is Waffle House of Cards?
1600
This is a rating given to hospitals that can provide the highest level of care to patients presenting after a traumatic injury.
What is Trauma I
1600
To a Narcissist, this is all that ever matters
What is Me, myself, and I
1600
The name of the first baseman in Abbot and Costello’s famous baseball comedy skit.
Who is “Who”
2000
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs, by this Ancient Greek playwright
Who was Aristophanes?
2000
(3 way overlap) "International" cocoa concoction for the unmarried Clue character portrayed by Colin Jost's wife
What is Swiss Miss Scarlet Johansson
2000
This is a typically expensive type of Whisky distilled from barley is made in Scotland from a single distillery
What is Single Malt Scotch
2000
1.) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2.) A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3.) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
What are Isaac Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics
2000
This general led the british army against George Washington in the battle of bunker hill and successfully captured New York City and Philadelphia.
Who is (William) “Howe”