Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
What were the triangular structures the Pharaohs were buried in
Pyramids
What was the original name of Egypt
Kemet
Who unified upper and lower Egypt
King Narmer
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A Coin
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put a lox on it.
What was the process of wrapping the deceased in linen in order to preserve the corpse for as long as possible called
Mummification
What is the book that guides people through the afterlife
Who's reign ended with his wife assassinating him due to economic turmoil
Ramessess II
I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells
What was the religious difference between a Pharaoh and a King
A king was a ruler, but a Pharaoh was part God
What group gained more power than the Pharaohs weakening the central government and causing the decline of the empire
The Priesthood
Who tried to overthrow the priesthood by creating a new God only he could talk to
Amenhotep IV
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse
What was the point of aligning the pyramids with stars
to guide the Pharaoh into the afterlife
During which Dynasty were the Pyramids build
3rd and Giza was built in the 4th
Who made Egypt wealthy through military actions
King Thutmose III
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
M
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
Who is the God of the underworld
Anubis
What was the name of the Greek group that conquered Egypt
Macedonia
Who was the Queen Regent who took power and strengthened Egypt
Queen Hatshepsut
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
He's Bald