Real: Donald Trump
Who got frame mogged by ASU frat leader
Clavicular
A youtube shorts series featuring cartoon bathroom appliances and an entire family.
Skibidi Toilet
Former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is canonically dating this pop star.
Katy Perry
They're too inconsiderate. 5 star hotel smoking cigarettes
Mandem
"I've got plenty to eat at home"
Real: Rob Ford
Which Toronto rapper named after currency was let out of jail?
K-Money
When your boy is being embarassing in front of pretty women you tell him to stop scaring the ____
The Huzz
This spring tradition features a rodent coming out of hibernation in the spring to determine future weather. What major event happened before Canada's event?
These guys show up to Canada's Wonderland to beef and throw hands
Yutes
"Kids are gayer than ever and they're fat, repulsively fat"
Fake: RFK Junior
This Christian Nationalist influencer was assassinated and then someone made a song about it. What is the song called?
We Are Charlie Kirk
If you miss while trying to throw trash in the garbage Kobe style, you've lost ____
Aura
This Chinguacousy Secondary School teacher was charged with diddling kids 2 years ago. What disaster has our justice system allowed to occur?
He's fr teaching in Mississauga now.
Who robbed the owner of Calypso Hut (Poohar hut) multiple times?
Wastemans
“The electrician who captures lightning from the sky and runs it through a copper wire to illuminate this room and light up the world is not ordinary, He’s extraordinary.”
Real: Pierre Pollievre
A disgraced monkey who's entire clan kicked him out.
Punch the monkey
If you're super ugly you're a ____
Chud
After Adamn Killa went to York University, this popular influencer tried to recreate the successful event. She has faced backlash for lying about sueing buldak ramen.
Jawbreaker Girl
65% of this group are not profficient readers in US elementary schools.
Yutes
"Kill them all. Babies and Aid workers."
Real: Benjamin Netanyahu
Free points I cannot think of anything else
+500
A popular 80s movies featured a group of boys on a mission to find lost treasure. The name of the movie closely resembles slang for something not appropriate to type here.
Gooning
This popular group of stores attracts so much traffic that Peel Police had to start checking FOBs immigration status and deporting them to deter visitors. What is this place called?
Ridgeway Plaza
They don't pay for the TTC
Mandem