Cryptoanalysis paralysis
The age or stage when Zaidy thinks you should get engaged
What is Pesach of seminary?
Nobody makes them like Babby Elefant!
Nobody makes them like Babby Weldler!
What are Babby Elefant's arbis?
What are Babby Weldler's cholent and kugel?
The two tefillos Tatty always references in speeches at simchos
What are "leolam yehei Adam" and "Elokeinu vaylokei Avoseinu"?
The location of a very dangerous activity after the Shabbos seudah (Urban Air can't compete!)
What is Zaidy's bed?
Chocolate coated kitchens! Babby's Pesach towels still provide proof that they were excellent bakers
Who are Malky and Chaya?
222- yuh yuh nein nein
What is your teacher's phone number?
NYU
Where did Mommy learn computer programming?
Tatty's musical advice before PTA and report cards
What is "Pray for the dead and the dead will pray for you"?
Constant Elefant chol hamoed destination every year (2 correct questions)
What is Monsey?
What is Adventureland?
This person's little known middle name is OU
Who is Shloime?
6-7 pm Friday nights
When does Tatty not make Kiddush?
Chaya was mad at Shloime all Purim because of this costume
What was the chassan with a sheitel?
A Shloime line regarding Kleenex
What is "מאך נישט אן איסו וועגען א טישיו"?
Tatty's ideal chol hamoed destination
What is the aquarium?
Check under the table: their shoes are off and their socks want to follow
Who are the Elefant men?
A glass up to a specific mark
How many beans does Mommy put in her cholent?
The afikomen present that wasn't a Barbie but was as close as Shloime could get
What's the Barbie horse?
Chaya says there's nothing as motivating
What is the last minute?
Vacation destination that was cancelled for Malky's date
What is Niagara Falls?
Proof that you're never too old to be the baby
Who is Shani?
1995
What year did Tatty and Mommy move into their current house?
Siblings who never ever ever fought
Who are the Elefant kids?
He came from outer space, created by the martians to destroy the human race
Who is a prehistoric monster?
Your premier destination for high priced post Purim goods, and its alter ego as the place to go for frugal finds
What are Expensive Delensives and Cheap Deleep?
The guy who sleeps under Zaidy's bed
Who is Shmendrick?