Fears/Pet Peeves
This is the scariest bug/insect thing to find in the house with a freaky number of legs?
Centipede-thingy
Green
How many dogs has my family had?
4
This nuclear family member once rode into church while their car was actively on fire
My dad
Where is my tattoo inked?
Hand
What creatures do my dad and I both fear and my mom had to kill in the house?
Spiders
What is my favorite ice cream flavor?
Ben and Jerry's Phish Food
Migraines
This is Lucy's contact name in my phone
Souleater
What southern etiquette class did I take to learn table manners?
Cotillion
Ladders give me the heebie-jeebies but looking out from tall buildings doesn't. This is because of my fear of ______
Unstable heights
What type of meat pâté have I avoided at every family event with my dad's family?
Liver
Have I gotten my wisdom teeth removed, and if so, how old was I?
No
What are both the legal first name and nickname of my cousin who is nicknamed after a Russian politician because he was born with a birthmark that looked like the mark on the old politician's bald head?
Stephen/Gorbs
In what Halloween costume did I scare my peers during school hours freshman year?
Plague Doctor
___ Land is where I spent the 8th grade trip to Busch Gardens instead of riding the scarier roller coasters
Elmo Land
What is my least favorite type of tea?
a. Earl grey
b. Chai
c. Lemon
d. Chamomile
I played piano for this many years
a. 7
b. 3
c. 13
d. 5
What is my dog's full name?
Fritzroy Enzo Guiffre
What is the reason why I (and the three friends I was with) got pulled over the only time that I have been (so far)?
Drove in front of a government/military base after taking a wrong turn trying to find a McDonalds
What sound gives me the chills the most, second to a squeaking chalkboard?
Two possible answers: Nails scuffing drywall (or other shudder-inducing texture), or cardboard rubbing against itself (such as opening a box)
What is the name of my favorite song or its genre of music?
a. She's A Riot (pop)
b. Oak and Ash and Thorn (folk)
c. Sunlight (indie)
d. I Always Knew (alt./indie)
In this country my parents kept Sam and myself from eating meat from an unregistered streetside restaurant
Costa Rica
I taught my friend Meg grammar on the bus in middle school (such as when to use "I" vs. "me"). What did I bribe her with?
a. A crisp high-five
b. Wintergreen Lifesavers
c. A mini trophy with the tagline "girl power"
d. Glamour, a purple cheetah beanie baby
What cookie recipe can I recite off the top of my head after obsessively learning to make it in middle school (my friends got to eat the flat ones)?
a. Meringue
b. Chocolate Chip
c. Macrons
d. Sugar Cookie