Puns
Why would you stand in a corner if you get cold.
Because it's usually around 90 degrees.
What song has these lyrics I got new boots covered in red dirt a "don't mess with Texas t-shirt
Houston we got a problem.
What is green and come's in a jar?
A pickle
What animal has a heart in it's head?
A shrimp
I get wet while drying what am I?
A Towel.
What's Forrest Gump's password?
1FOREST1
what song is these lyrics from He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal.
Devil went down to Georgia.
What comes out of a chicken.
A egg.
What animal can sleep for 3 years?
Snail
The more you take the more you leave behind what am I?
Foot steps
What is blue and smell's like red paint?
Blue paint.
What song lyrics are these from young sheck wes and im getting really rich.
MO BAMBA
what come out of a cow?
Beef
What is a Rhino horn made of?
It's made of hair.
I am tall when young and short when old what am I
A Candle.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!!!
What song are these lyrics And by Tuesday, you could say that girl was good as gone
And then when Thursday came around, I was all alone
When it rains it pours.
What come out of a goat?
pepperoni
What animal can't jump?
An elephant
I go up and never come down what am I?
Age
Why was six scared of 7?
Because 789.
What song lyrics are these from
Seventeen, you don't think that much about life
You just live it
Like Kerosene dancin' 'round a fire
But you're in it
So you jump right in
Ain't afraid to fall
And you give it all
She got the best of me
She broke my heart
Now all that's left of me
Is beating in this guitar
Every night, a different town
She follows me around
So you get what's left of me
Yeah, you get what's left of me
'Cause she got the best of me
I picked myself up off the floor
And found something new worth livin' for
And a, old dusty hand-me-down six string
And a couple chords
I'm gettin' over her
A little more with every song
So y'all sing along
She got the best of me
She broke my heart
Now all that's left of me
Is beating in this guitar
Every night, a different town
She follows me around
So you…
She got the best of me
What comes out of a fish?
Fish
What animal has four noses?
A slug
I fly without wings What am I?
Time