Wild things
He's currently on the loose!
What is Elliot Moose?
Elliot thought this many pairs of underwear was more than sufficient for a 2-week long pre-exchange tour of Europe?
What is 2 (two)?
Peer-to-peer lending marketplace which helped Elliot own less, and experience more.
What is Borrough?
Suspicious Strava caption used exclusively for COVID-era late-night bike commutes back and forth between Verbena Ave and Hillsview Ave.
What is "Evening Ride"?
This regatta was the start (and end) of Elliot's international rowing career.
What is CANAMEX?
While on secondment at the Nature Conservancy, Elliot personally saved this delicious species of bivalve mollusk from extinction.
What is an oyster?
Elliot currently boasts this many KOMs.
What is 8 (down from 9 after Ford Drive was recently stolen)?
Elliot left the Emergency Room roughly 10g lighter due to the removal of this vestigial organ.
What is his appendix?
A police citation obtained by Elliot while on Queen's campus, but, embarrassingly, not while he was a student.
What is an open container ticket?
Elliot's main contribution to global culinary excellence.
What is salami avec mustard?
To amuse his lover, a tired Elliot imitates this mythical creature at sunrise each morning.
What is a baby dragon?
Impossibly, Exacare, an AI-driven CRM solution for post-acute long term care facilities has this many Chiefs of Staff.
What is two (2)?
Corporate Kellog double-speak for his loving partner, Jaclyn.
What is his Joint Venture?
Naughty Elliot mixed work and play during a short stint as Co-President of this administrative body.
What is the Humberside Collegiate Institute Athletic Council.
Academic All-Star Elliot Hall received this trophy for being the biggest nerd involved in Queen's Varsity Sports.
What is the Nixon Leadership Award?
A young Elliot was so obsessed with this amphibian, he even threw a birthday party themed in its honour.
What are frogs?
Jaclyn had to wait this many years for Elliot to man up and commit already.
What is almost 10?
... Elliot met this close personal friend, and life-long ice climbing partner.
Who is Conrad Anker?
Health databases have strict cybersecurity policies, that's why Elliot asked ChatGPT to create him a series fake identities using this genre of unsuspicious pseudonym.
What is Jewish names.
Cringeworthy corporate citizenship award presented annually to the best "Bainie". Elliot is a multi-year winner.
What is a BOP Star?