Wild things
By the numbers
During his MBA...
Good boy, gone bad
Lifetime achievements
100

He's currently on the loose!

What is Elliot Moose?

100

Elliot thought this many pairs of underwear was more than sufficient for a 2-week long pre-exchange tour of Europe?

What is 2 (two)?

100

Peer-to-peer lending marketplace which helped Elliot own less, and experience more.

What is Borrough?

100

Suspicious Strava caption used exclusively for COVID-era late-night bike commutes back and forth between Verbena Ave and Hillsview Ave.

What is "Evening Ride"?

100

This regatta was the start (and end) of Elliot's international rowing career.

What is CANAMEX?

200

While on secondment at the Nature Conservancy, Elliot personally saved this delicious species of bivalve mollusk from extinction.

What is an oyster?

200

Elliot currently boasts this many KOMs.

What is 8 (down from 9 after Ford Drive was recently stolen)?

200

Elliot left the Emergency Room roughly 10g lighter due to the removal of this vestigial organ.

What is his appendix?

200

A police citation obtained by Elliot while on Queen's campus, but, embarrassingly, not while he was a student.

What is an open container ticket?

200

Elliot's main contribution to global culinary excellence.

What is salami avec mustard?

300

To amuse his lover, a tired Elliot imitates this mythical creature at sunrise each morning.

What is a baby dragon?

300

Impossibly, Exacare, an AI-driven CRM solution for post-acute long term care facilities has this many Chiefs of Staff.

What is two (2)?

300

Corporate Kellog double-speak for his loving partner, Jaclyn.

What is his Joint Venture?

300

Naughty Elliot mixed work and play during a short stint as Co-President of this administrative body.

What is the Humberside Collegiate Institute Athletic Council.

300

Academic All-Star Elliot Hall received this trophy for being the biggest nerd involved in Queen's Varsity Sports.

What is the Nixon Leadership Award?

400

A young Elliot was so obsessed with this amphibian, he even threw a birthday party themed in its honour.

What are frogs?

400

Jaclyn had to wait this many years for Elliot to man up and commit already.

What is almost 10?

400

... Elliot met this close personal friend, and life-long ice climbing partner.

Who is Conrad Anker?

400

Health databases have strict cybersecurity policies, that's why Elliot asked ChatGPT to create him a series fake identities using this genre of unsuspicious pseudonym.

What is Jewish names.

400

Cringeworthy corporate citizenship award presented annually to the best "Bainie". Elliot is a multi-year winner.

What is a BOP Star?