Names The Sames
Bernardo, David, Thiago, Gilberto,
Silva
2022 World Cup Final Score
3-3
Player 1
Edgar Davids
When Arsenal's Brazilian forward is driving defenders crazy and you're praying for divine intervention, this punny phrase inspired by a Carrie Underwood song might come to mind.
Gabriel Jesus take the wheel
PSG, Arsenal, Real Madrid, PSG, Liverpool, Manchester City, Fenerbache, Bolton, Chelsea, Shanghai Shenhua, Juve, West Brom, Mumbai City
Anelka
Moussa, Mousa, Karamoko, Mana
Dembele
City Vs Bayern 2023 First Leg
3-0
Player 2
If you spotted this headband wearing flying Dutchman near the desserts a little too often, you might jokingly ask this cheeky question
Who Ate All Depays?
Real Madrid, Mallorca, Barca, Inter Milan, Anzhi Makhachkaia, Chelsea, Everton, Sampadoria...
Eto'o
Lucas, Cucho, Javier, Luis
Hernandez
Watford vs Liverpool 2020/21
7-2 Watford
Player 3
Seedorf
This combines Coolio’s 1995 rap hit with the name of the former England and Premier League manager known for his gritty, defensive tactics and avoiding relegation.
Gangster's Allardyce
Sporting, Barcelona, Porto, Inter, Chelsea, Beskitas, Al Ahli, Porto
Quaresma
Lynch, Mathieu, Garay, Sarmiento
Jeremy
First Leg of PSG Vs Barcelona in 2017
4-0 PSG
Player 4
If your midfield needs legal advice—this pun combining a hit legal drama and a Spanish international might be your go-to.
Better Call Saul
River Plate, Corinthians, West Ham, Liverpool, Barcelona, Hebei, Estudiantes
Mascherano
Yepes, Gaspar, Pasalic, Lemina
Mario
2002 World Cup Final Scoreline (Both Teams)
Brazil 2 - 0 Germany
Player 5
Moise Kean
This pun pairs a Scottish midfielder's name with the title of an early 2000s comedy-drama set in a quirky Connecticut town known for fast-talking and coffee-loving characters.
Gilmour Girls
Avai, Lille, Troyes, Dinamo Zagreb, Arsenal
Gabriel Magalhaes