What's NOT on the menu?
Petting, kissing, cuddling - yes. But eating them is out of the question...
What are animals?
If I consumed the beverage sold where this show mostly takes place, I'd never fall asleep.
What is Friends?
The edge of this inanimate object was the villain in the story about my first-ever stitches.
What is a coffee table?
I received my first marriage proposal from Raouf, a local guide in this ancient city.
What is Egypt?
Words can't describe how the key to my success at IBM was my special ability in fixing these...
What are Typewriters?
My "regularity" is a great source of pride, achieved without ingesting anything that contains this natural stimulant...
What is caffeine?
On this show, Kelly was offered an hour of nap or an hour of tv on her birthday. I always get both, because an hour of tv turns into an hour of nap.
What is The Office?
Getting stabbed in the back with this object "lead" to my first permanent tattoo.
What is a pencil?
My second marriage proposal came from a man I met at this macabre event
What is a funeral?
I don't want to be a blow-hard about working with Rod Baltimore who specialized in fixing these for some of the most notable musicians...
Woodwind instruments
Lactaid saves the day when it comes to eating this special treat, preferably served in a NY Mets mini baseball cap.
What is Ice cream?
I don't love him like "Everybody" else does, but his sitcom works really well as a sleep-aid.
Who is Raymond?
A bee who must have loved me left this shaped sting mark on my thigh.
What is a heart?
My third proposal and second wedding was in Vegas from a scary man with giant feet and yellow teeth who's occupation was this.
What is a clown?
What is Publishing?
Although I may or may not be allergic to the crust, tomatoes and cheese that make up this delicious NY staple, I do make exceptions.
What is pizza?
This show about nothing makes a great sedative.
What is Seinfeld?
To ease my foot pain and show off my toe socks, I use a scissor to design my own style of sandal using this footwear.
What is a sneaker?
The "greatest SHOW on earth" turned into the worst "SHOW-er" on earth when this striped wild beast peed on me...
What is a tiger?
I was too young to see how selling these was clearly not what I envisioned as my future career.
What are eyeglasses?
Do not add this to my food and do not make me repeat myself about this nasty vegetable that repeats on me.
What is green pepper?
Hello gorgeous! I really try to stay awake for the end of this show to see what choice the bride makes.
What is Say Yes to the Dress?
Here's a tip, get someone to give you a hand with the metal doors at this facility at Laguardia Community College!
What is the pool?
As the giant balloons and marching bands passed by, the crowd turned their attention to me in my pink furry bathrobe as I fled my burning building during this iconic event.
What is the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
If you believe in your right to choose, then you may have visited Park Med in the 1980s for this procedure, Joni Mitchell did.
What is an abortion?