The knee bones attached to my wristwatch...oh ow
We only do advanced life support here....
Kick-Start My Heart
Live Goddamit!!
No Beer and No TV make Jeremy Something, something...
A picture worth 1000 words
100

the Backslab for a Scaphoid Fracture 

What is a Thumb Spica?

100
The S in DRSABCD

What is Send for Help?

100

that big red thing in the middle of your chest

What is your heart?

100

These will be stored in a credo eskie in resus.

What is 2xunits of uncrossmatched PRBC?
100
The universal guide to mental health diagnosis.

What is the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders VI (DSM)?

100

What is a Posterior Rapid Rhino?

200

What POSI Stands For

What is Position of Safe Imobolisation?

200

Neonatal breath:compression ratio

What is 1:3?

200

Polymorphic VT with prolonged QT interval

What is Torsades De Pointes?

200

To bleed out your entire volume and die

What is exsanguination?

200

When I feel so great I'm going to run through the streets naked, spend all my money and finally learn how to ice sculpt with a chainsaw.

What is Mania?

200

What is an Endovascular Coil?

300

the joint between the proximal and middle phalanx.

What is the Proximal Interphalangeal Joint?

300

Paediatric adrenaline dose for a 7.4kg child

What is 74mcg?

300

When your so sad you might die

What is Takisubo Cardiomyopathy?

300

The measure of the lungs ability to stretch and expand 

What is Lung Compliance?

300

when you think your Jesus, god, the devil and Stephen fry all in one

What are delusions of grandeur? 

300

What is Kawasaki Disease (Vasculitis)?

400

A rod placed intramedullary down the femur and also into the NOF for fixation of a proximal femur fracture.

What is Gamma Nail?

400

the name for taking a central pulse, to the Left center chest 

What is the Apical Pulse?

400

When your heart is too jacked.... from all the proteins....you sometimes drop dead

What is hypertrophic obstructive cardiomyopathy     (HOCM)?

400

The maximum energy delivered by our defib.

What is 360 Joules? 

400

When the news article on the TV is actually directly talking about me and see that number plate, there is actually a message for me and you know that song tainted love, that's actually written just for me...

What are Delusions of Reference?

400

What is Lissencephaly (Smooth Brain)?

500

The homologous 5 digit limb found in humans, birds, bats, lizards, and whales. 

What is a Pentadactlye limb?

500

Primary pharmacological treatment for arrested STEMI patients?

What is Tenectoplase?

500

Spontaneous coronary vasospasm causing chest pain. 

What is Prinzemtal Angina?

500

Two fluids given to patients with severe head trauma with raised intracranial pressure. 

What is Manitol and Hypertonic Saline.

500

When your so sad you cant move anymore.

What is psychomotor retardation?

500

What is a Patella Tendon Rupture?