the Backslab for a Scaphoid Fracture
What is a Thumb Spica?
What is Send for Help?
that big red thing in the middle of your chest
What is your heart?
These will be stored in a credo eskie in resus.
What is the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders VI (DSM)?

What is a Posterior Rapid Rhino?
What POSI Stands For
What is Position of Safe Imobolisation?
Neonatal breath:compression ratio
What is 1:3?
Polymorphic VT with prolonged QT interval
What is Torsades De Pointes?
To bleed out your entire volume and die
What is exsanguination?
When I feel so great I'm going to run through the streets naked, spend all my money and finally learn how to ice sculpt with a chainsaw.
What is Mania?

What is an Endovascular Coil?
the joint between the proximal and middle phalanx.
What is the Proximal Interphalangeal Joint?
Paediatric adrenaline dose for a 7.4kg child
What is 74mcg?
When your so sad you might die
What is Takisubo Cardiomyopathy?
The measure of the lungs ability to stretch and expand
What is Lung Compliance?
when you think your Jesus, god, the devil and Stephen fry all in one
What are delusions of grandeur?

What is Kawasaki Disease (Vasculitis)?
A rod placed intramedullary down the femur and also into the NOF for fixation of a proximal femur fracture.
What is Gamma Nail?
the name for taking a central pulse, to the Left center chest
What is the Apical Pulse?
When your heart is too jacked.... from all the proteins....you sometimes drop dead
What is hypertrophic obstructive cardiomyopathy (HOCM)?
The maximum energy delivered by our defib.
What is 360 Joules?
When the news article on the TV is actually directly talking about me and see that number plate, there is actually a message for me and you know that song tainted love, that's actually written just for me...
What are Delusions of Reference?

What is Lissencephaly (Smooth Brain)?
The homologous 5 digit limb found in humans, birds, bats, lizards, and whales.
What is a Pentadactlye limb?
Primary pharmacological treatment for arrested STEMI patients?
What is Tenectoplase?
Spontaneous coronary vasospasm causing chest pain.
What is Prinzemtal Angina?
Two fluids given to patients with severe head trauma with raised intracranial pressure.
What is Manitol and Hypertonic Saline.
When your so sad you cant move anymore.
What is psychomotor retardation?

What is a Patella Tendon Rupture?