A Fly on the Wall
The first musical Emma saw on The Great White Way featured cast members such as Gaten Matarazzo, Ramin Karimloo, Keala Settle, and Will Swenson.
What is ‘Les Miserables”?
An era gone by included a stint as a weekly news anchor for this college station.
What is TV-Marywood?
Emma unsuccessfully called out for this person while drunk in a bathrobe.
Who is “WILLOW?”
Once an…always a…. - Emma’s high school mascot.
What is a tiger?
Two and a half years separate Emma from this relative.
Who is Amanda?
The first day of sophomore year Emma walked into the cafeteria to witness this in what felt like slow motion.
What is a hair pulling full scale brawl?
The only of the big 3 fast food restaurants Emma hasn’t worked at.
What is Wendy’s?
Taylor‘s Version of this album was worth staying up until midnight for the premiere of atwtsf.
What is ‘Red’?
This Italian saint was the confirmation name of choice for 14-year old Emma.
Who is Maria (Goretti)?
Emma’s crunchy godmother.
Who is Molly?
The subject of the honors class was where I had the fabulous view of SGA President Austen Miller play 2048 and update his fantasy baseball on the regular.
What is the Holocaust?
In the year 2019 the wage rate for this retailer Emma worked at for a month was $8.60 an hour.
What is American Eagle?
This disgusting surprise was waiting for Emma in the basement right after moving in.
What is probably two pounds of packed in dyer lint - never cleaned out.
Emma's Big Three astrologically. Partial awards of $100 if you only get one or two.
What is Pisces Sun, Scorpio moon, Sagittarius Rising?
This uncle has surpassed expectations by continuing to see another year.
Who is Uncle John?
Emma witnessed a driver open their car door and vomit onto the pavement at this time on a Thursday.
What is 7:45 am?
An unexpected encounter with a group of furries occurred at this job.
What is McDonald‘s?
As demonstrated at the 2021 Halloween party, this toxic evil liquor did a number on my liver.
What is Kraken Rum?
This minor surgery came back to haunt Emma in college requiring a trip to urgent care.
What is ear tube surgery?
The rationale for unfollowing and blocking Emma’s cousin Jack everywhere.
What is Hitler Youth 2.0?
A highlight from 15 year-old Emma’s first job here was witnessing her trans coworker hurl her silicon breast out the drive thru window at a customer who called her the t-slur.
What is Burger King?
A double-dose of Rushworth girls being fired came at this local pizza shop.
What is Samaria’s?
After giving a 99¢ balloon as a “gift” Em**y bought $50 of DoorDash from here.
What is Red Lobster?
Emma achieved a junior varsity letter in track and field, and a varsity letter for three years in this sport.
What is tennis?
A cousin of my grandma‘s through marriage played Hee-Haw Sam Wainright in this classic film.
What is ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’?