Cool Cats
Diggy Dogs
Tiger Time
Lizard Lies
Fish Facts
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This cool cat messes Alice, further destroying her child mind with philosophical quandaries


The Cheshire Cat

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Scientists link modern dog's weird need to dig back to this ancestral practice that was based more on the need to live than the need to be on the other side of the fence

Hunting / Foraging

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What tiger time is it?

Like 10:10

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This term for sitting around in the sun would have been called "lizard lying" if herpetologists were cooler

Basking

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Did you know this?


No, it specifically says so

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Oh my GOD, how is he so cool?!*

He is wearing sunglasses

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Dig Dog is a 4$ game for the Switch that falls into this genre where players navigate procedurally-generated worlds avoiding perma-death.

Roguelike/lite

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This year was the most recent "Year of the Tiger" according to the Chinese Zodiac

2022

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The board game, Lizards and Lies, has players competing to spread these theories (like the one that claims most world leaders are lizards)

Conspiracy Theories

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Like many of its Hawaiian brethren, this diminutive state fish has a loooong name

Humuhumunukunukuapua

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In Adventure Time, a gender-swap creates the protagonist pairing of Fionna the Human and this cool cat.


Cake the Cat

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In one of its more topical episodes, this team of heroic dogs have to do a diggy to save a trapped miner.

The Paw Patrol

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The periodical, Tiger Time, is dedicated to this South Carolina collegiate football team whose mascot looks like it just got done ripping a fat line of cocaine

Clemson 

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Some lizards lie on rocks or stones

Some lie down in tunnel homes

But dragon knows to rest his bones

Upon this type of hoard he owns

Treasure

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This is a fish fact that I, Logan, don't know*

You're right, I didn't know that

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This cool cat creature from Irish folklore's name inspired Final Fantasy's equally cool cat, Cait-Sith

Cat-Sith

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What's the first step that should be taken to make this an actual Pokemon?*

Make it a Ground Type

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Tigers have a max land speed of about 40 mph. Assuming he maintains that speed, this is the time it would take him to run a mile.

90 seconds ((60mph/40mph)*60 sec)

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How can we know for sure that this image is a lie?*

Lizards are incapable of affection

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Depicted here in Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, this type of fish have weirdly flat teeth like you or like me

Koi

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In a Mashable.com list made by wrong people, this smushy-faced freak of a cat was voted "coolest".

Exotic Shorthair

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What did he find?

Sand

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According to its website, this is what "Tiger Moment" cream is "best cream for"

It's best cream for increase timing & extra power

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The existence of the Loch Ness monster is a famous lizard lie, but this lesser known beast is said to lie in the depths of Lake Champlain in Burlington, VT

Champy the Lake Monster

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According to listoffish.com, which features such fish as "Lobster" and "Seaweed", this mollusc is the first fish, alphabetically

Abalone