Funny kid quotes
Ms. Hartman.... It's doing it again...
Jaylyn Hull
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Audrey
"If I get tired and need a break, I eat my crayons."
Ivan from The One and Only Ivan
How many sisters does Ms. Hartman have? (You must include their names to be correct.)
Which two students would be most likely to paint the next Sistine Chapel together?
Isabelle Poust and KalliAnne Pryor
"Fair enough."
Fynn Cramer
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KalliAnne
Come on now, ain't you going to say anything? Tuna got your tongue, as Pa always says?
Kipper: Peppermints in the Parlor
What college in what state did Ms. Hartman attend?
Benedictine College in Kansas.
Fred Wright and Elliott Gordon
Ms. Hartman: Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Student: *reeeaaaallllyyyyyy long pause* Uuuuuuummmmmmmm........ No.
Max Steele.
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Elliott
"You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing."
Charlotte: Charlotte's Web
What were the names of the Webkinz animals of Ms. Hartman's that got married to each other?
Oz and Ozzita
Most likely to be a vegetarian when they grow up.
Helena Cortez
*kid walks into the classroom and takes a deep, long sniff*
Student: It just smells like third grade in here!
Fred Wright
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Isabelle
What kinda hallucy-nation are ya, anyways, tellin' me Ah'm dirty when ya didn't bring me no washin' water?
Boone: Indian in the Cupboard
Which sister saved Ms. Hartman from drowning when she was little?
Mrs. Wilder (Anna)
Which two kids in the class are most likely to go to jail together for accidentally committing a crime?
Max and Carter
"Ms. Hartman? What would happen if like... time stopped but the world kept spinning?"
Carter Williams
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Jaylyn
I used my spade as a paddle. It was lucky I had it with me.
Paddington
Who did Ms. Hartman pick for her Confirmation name?
Pope John Paul II
Most likely to ask Ms. Hartman if she's tired.
Madeline Demers