Rockstar Students
What I called my former student, Roger Waters' band when they all got part time jobs at therapists.
Shrink Floyd
What I called the "Right Foot Creep" rapper after he got drafted by the Minnesota Twins.
MLB Youngboy
What I called my former student and "Driver's License" singer when she studied abroad in La Paz.
Bolivia Rodrigo
What I called my former student, and future "Cowboy Casanova" singer, when she got hitched to hockey player, Mike Fisher
Marry Underwood
Most likely to stalk Harmony outside her house.
Cheyen
What I called my former student, and future "Ziggy Stardust" singer, after he adopted a baby kangaroo.
David Joey
What I called Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, T-Boz, and Rozonda Thomas when they started a carbon offset program within their group.
Tree LC
What I called the "Bad Habits" singer when he got an endorsement deal for a certain pain reliever.
Aleve Lacy
During Covid, my former student, and wife of singer Jason Isbell, had to get a job fixing telephone lines that had gone down. Her company was called this.
Amanda Wires
Most likely to get busted by her grandma for having a party.
Alyssa.
My former student Chad Kroeger got the name for this band when he offered me five cents to tell him what "espalda" meant.
Nickelback
Though eventually a great student, this is what I called my former student, and future "Super Freak" singer, after he started projecting his misbehavior on his classmates.
Rick Blames
What I called my former students and future "Amnesia" singers when they released an EP of only percussion-filled songs that were each 1/60th of a minute.
5 Seconds of Drummer
Though overall he was a good student, when the "Settle For a Slowdown" singer would make everyone mad, I used to call him this.
Irks Bentley
Most likely to make origami dragons in class.
Aven
When my former student, Chester Bennington's band collaborated with 3 Dog Night, their self-titled album was called this.
Linkin Bark
What I called my student, who would go on to perform "Mask Off", after he dominated our unit on the preterit and imperfect.
Past
What I called my former student and future American Idol winner, when he aced his test about taking one number away from another.
Subtractam Lambert
Before making it as a country singer, the "Shuttin' Detroit Down" writer worked as a tailor. I called him this.
John Stitch.
Most likely to blurt out "Ope" at random times throughout the class.
Jasmine
After my former students hit it big with "Closing Time", they toured with the "Anyone" singer, and called themselves this.
Demisonic
What I called the "U Can't Touch This" rapper after he got a job selling people extended warranties on their cars.
MC Scammer
What I called my student, and future Maroon 5 lead singer, when he went cliff diving.
Adam Ravine
What I called my former student, and singer of "Mama's Broken Heart" when she married police chief Brendan McLoughlin.
Miranda Rights Lambert.
Most likely to get banned from Six Flags.
Harmony