Mr. B jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
How many Great Lakes touch Michigan?
Four
What major highway (M-route) runs through St. Charles?
M-52
What Detroit Pistons player was nicknamed "Mr. Big Shot"?
Chauncey Billups
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do Michiganders use as a map when someone asks where they live?
Their hand
What river flows through downtown St. Charles?
Bad River
What university's basketball team plays at Crisler Center?
Michigan Wolverines
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
What has teeth but cannot bite?
A comb.
What is the state tree of Michigan?
White Pine
What professional hockey team plays in Saginaw?
Saginaw Spirit
What former Detroit Lions player is often called one of the greatest running backs in NFL history and wore number 20?
Barry Sanders
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
What famous cereal company has its headquarters in Battle Creek, Michigan?
Kellogg's
What university is located in University Center between Saginaw and Bay City?
Saginaw Valley State University (SVSU)
Which two college football teams play each year for the Paul Bunyan Trophy?
Michigan and Michigan State
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why was I not mad at the landscaper after learning they only cut half of the grass?
Because they cut top half.
What popular vacation island in Michigan is known for having no cars and making fudge?
Mackinac Island
What airport serves the Saginaw, Bay City, and Midland area?
MBS International Airport
What former Detroit Tiger was known as "Mr. Tiger"?
Al Kaline