Dad Jokes
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing
(hardy har har)
This movie involves a man who looks like a grape that wipes out half of life in the universe
Avengers: Infinity War
(the snap could've been avoided if peter quill didnt throw a sissy fit on thanos just sayin)
This popular italian dish is typically made with a flat round base of dough, topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and various toppings
What is pizza?
(pineapple does not belong on pizza)
This sea creature breathes with gills and has a movie based on it called "Jaws"
What is a shark
fun fact: if you watch the movie Jaws backward, it's basically a movie about a shark that spits people onto a beach for 2 hours and 10 minutes.
This game involves a block man named Steve whos final quest is to fight the ender dragon
What is Minecraft?
(if u got this one wrong, how?)
What car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen
(my dad got this one wrong lol)
This movie's protagonist is a lion named Simba
What is the lion king
(one of the best disney movies hands down)
This bell-shaped fruit is often green and is similar to an apple
What is a pear?
(if im allergic to apples, do you think im also allergic to pears)
Often confused with an alligator, this animal is a lizard-like reptile with sharp teeth and webbed feet
What is a crocodile
(super duper fun fact: u can tell if its an alligator or crocodile based on their snout. V-shaped is croc, U-shaped is gator)
In this game, players compete in go-kart races, controlling one of a selection of characters, mainly from the Mario franchise
What is Mario Kart?
(fun to play on the wii)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
It was two tired.
This disney musical revolves around the many joys and wonderous moments of high school 😍
What is High school musical
(🎶BUT I DONT DANCEE 🎶)
This creamy or crunchy spread is made from ground roasted peanuts and is often used on sandwiches (yummers)
What is peanut butter?
This sea creature has a smooth, round-shaped body with long tentacles that sting
What is a jellyfish?
This video game by Nintendo follows a man named Link on a quest to save the land "Hyrule"
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue
(this one isnt that good sorry guys)
This movie is about a redhead princess with a bow who turned her mom into a bear (lol could not be me)
What is Brave
This italian dish is made from dough, comes in many shapes, and is usually boiled and served with various sauces
What is pasta?
(what do u call a fake noodle... an impasta. hahaha please laugh guys)
This sea crustacean is "one in a krillion"
What is krill?
(will the krill is voiced by brad pitt?? 💀)
happy feet 2 u guys cmon
In this game by EA, players control a world full of people who speak "simlish"
What is The Sims?
(why does EA overprice everything)
What did the scarecrow win an award for?
He was outstanding in his field
(this one's my fav)
This movie is based around a dog with a lightning bolt on his fur determined to be reunited with his owner Penny
What is Bolt
(another one of my favs)
These small, green, round vegetables grow in pods and are often eaten with salads, soups, and side dishes
What are peas?
(ooga booga 👻)
This animal is a close cousin to swans and geese. It has short webbed feet and a long neck.
What is a duck
quack
In this game by Rockstar games, a guy named Arthur rides horses and wears a cowboy hat
What is red dead redemption 2
(cowboy yeehaw)