Patton-a-saurus Lore
How old is the Patton-a-saurus?
1 year! She was created with this class!
What is Ms. Patton's cat's name?
Queen Gina!
What is Ms. Patton's birthday?
April 26!
How many living plants are in the room?
One!
(What should we name it?)
Look at the clock — what time is it?
(Answers will vary)
How many legs does Patton-a-saurus have?
Four!
What were Ms. Patton's favorite book series in middle school? (There were two!)
Harry Potter and Series of Unfortunate Events
Where is Ms. Patton from?
New Hampshire!
Where are the busts of Benjamin Franklin and Abraham Lincoln?
By the plant!
Who becomes President and VP if the President is assassinated or steps down?
VP and Speaker of House
How many strands of hair does Patton-a-saurus have?
Three!
Who is Ms. Patton's favorite musical artist?
Noah Kahan!
Where did Ms. Patton go to college and what was her major?
University of Dallas! Drama!
What days/times/room were Ms. Patton's tutoring?
Mondays/Fridays at 3:05-3:30 in room 213
How many presidents have we had in the great country of the U.S. of A.?
46!
What creatures make up Patton-a-saurus?
Unicorn, platypus, ...?
What is Ms. Patton's favorite TV show?
The Office!
Who is definitely not Ms. Patton's great grandfather?
General George Patton
How many desks are in the classroom?
17 (including two in the back and teacher desk)!
What extracurricular group do Ms. Patton, Ms. Spielvogel and Ms. Duensing run which you all should be a part of next year?
Scottsdale Prep Shakespeare Society!
What are the most important things to tell the 5th graders about Patton-a-saurus?
YOU TELL ME!!
What other class does Ms. Patton teach?
9th Humane Letters!
Where did Ms. Patton live before coming to Arizona and what did she do there?
Los Angeles! Actor, writer, director, producer!
Who's portrait used to hang in the classroom before it got destroyed (not by y'all)?
Margaret Fuller!
Spelling counts: They're/their/there
_____ the best students Ms. Patton has ever had!
_____ is a giant purple monkey in the classroom!
_____ greatest achievement this year is always making Ms. Patton happy (even if they've been a tad bit naughty)
They're, there, their