Mrs. Kuehl
Waukee
Kindergarten Facts
Ridiculous Jokes
100
True or false: Mrs. Kuehl has eaten bison.
True. It was gross.
100
What is the total number of students in Waukee as of last September?
9253
100
2+2
4
100
Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?
He was afraid he would be stung by the b.
200
What are Mrs. Kuehl's 4 favorite outdoor activities?
-Four-wheeling -Kayaking -Biking -Camping
200
How many elementary schools will there be in 2017-2018?
8 plus Vince Meyer
200
Blue and Red make what color?
Purple
200
What do you call friends who love math?
Algebros.
300
Name ONE of Mrs. Kuehl's dogs' names.
Remi and Teegan.
300
What percentage of high school seniors enrolled this year will graduate?
99.14%
300
The 26th letter of the alphabet is...
and?
300
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
400
True or False: Mrs. Kuehl hates when people kill spiders and always tries to put them outside rather than kill them.
FALSE! They terrify her.
400
What day do we start school next year?
August 23rd, a Wednesday
400
Are spiders arachnids or insects?
Both!!
400
Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?
At a yard sale.
500
What is one place Mrs. Kuehl has never visited and a lot of people have?
the ocean.
500
How many days of summer do we have this year? Including weekends.
88 days!!! (One more day than last year!)
500
Butterflies start as what insect?
A caterpillar
500
What goes up and never comes down?
your age.